My professor and an uncomfortable situation...

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Hey there now, anything's better than being a nerd and Downy's wife.  Hahaha

They're morons, what do you expect?!

Lol, you're funny Joe. I keep commending your repuation but some loser(s) here here defaming you.  People are sensitive here.  You better be nice!

So where the hell is she? What happened when she went to the dean today?!!

Hey DoucheRag, how's life?

This is the school you attend. http://www.cooley.edu/

Your bar passage rate is around 50%.  Your starting wage will be around 40k, if you're lucky.  Your school accepts 75% of all applicants.  Your median GPA is healthy 2.TTT and your average LSAT is in the One For-TTT's.


Oh, Joe, your real name is Helms Gilley and you are the LexisNexis rep. for coooooooleeeeeeeeeeeey

This is you.


You attend Coooooooooooooooooooooooooole eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeey 


HTH

Cant deny anything I said aye, Helms?

 

OWNED

[joe]

OWNED?  Hahahha.  Sounds like something downy would say you big f*n nerd.

Hey there now, anything's better than being a nerd and Downy's wife.  Hahaha

They're morons, what do you expect?!

Lol, you're funny Joe. I keep commending your repuation but some loser(s) here here defaming you.  People are sensitive here.  You better be nice!

So where the hell is she? What happened when she went to the dean today?!!

Hey DoucheRag, how's life?

This is the school you attend. http://www.cooley.edu/

Your bar passage rate is around 50%.  Your starting wage will be around 40k, if you're lucky.  Your school accepts 75% of all applicants.  Your median GPA is healthy 2.TTT and your average LSAT is in the One For-TTT's.


Oh, Joe, your real name is Helms Gilley and you are the LexisNexis rep. for coooooooleeeeeeeeeeeey

This is you.


You attend Coooooooooooooooooooooooooole eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeey 


HTH

Cant deny anything I said aye, Helms?

 

OWNED

[_retired_]

coooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeey


OWNED

[joe]

Hahahhah, definitely a hurt nerd.

A.J., tell me- How bad was the tutoring in highschool? Did you get therapy for it?

coooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey


OWNED

[_retired_]

Hahahhah, definitely a hurt nerd.

A.J., tell me- How bad was the tutoring in highschool? Did you get therapy for it?

coooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey


OWNED

Hey Gilley, I screwed your mom. 

coooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeey

[joe]

Nerd, you couldn't pay an escort to touch you.

Hahahhah, definitely a hurt nerd.

A.J., tell me- How bad was the tutoring in highschool? Did you get therapy for it?

coooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey


OWNED

Hey Gilley, I f**cked your mom. 

coooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeey

[_retired_]

She paid me.  She started crying and telling me how "Gilley never gives it to me like that".  "OOOOH it HURTTTTTTTTS". "But dont stop"  She is such a slut.





coooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey

[joe]

A.J., man, I mean nerd- come on I used the mom joke back in high school.  Get out of high school man. You're done with that.  I understand you have unresolved issues from then but wake up and smell Downy's urine!!  It's so over.

She paid me.  She started crying and telling me how "Gilley never gives it to me like that".  "OOOOH it HURTTTTTTTTS". "But dont stop"  She is such a slut.





coooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey

[Mary]

No offense A.J., but you sound like a loser.  I think Joe's right- no girl would date you.

She paid me.  She started crying and telling me how "Gilley never gives it to me like that".  "OOOOH it HURTTTTTTTTS". "But dont stop"  She is such a slut.





coooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey

[Mary]

The smell of Downy's unrine?  Lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Joe, I'm sure you figured out that A.J. is just trolling LSD.  Don't waste your time with him.

A.J., man, I mean nerd- come on I used the mom joke back in high school.  Get out of high school man. You're done with that.  I understand you have unresolved issues from then but wake up and smell Downy's urine!!  It's so over.

She paid me.  She started crying and telling me how "Gilley never gives it to me like that".  "OOOOH it HURTTTTTTTTS". "But dont stop"  She is such a slut.





coooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey