you are a very mean person.
Not at all. I just believe in telling it like it is. I would hate to see you spend all that time and money (and elbow grease scrubbing the walls), just to become a paralegal in the end. There are excellent paralegal certificate programs that you could complete for under $3,000. I got mine at Penn State via correspondence.
Look at the numbers. It is highly unlikely that you will pass the bar with a People's education.