Boy boy boy...where do I start:
THE BRAIN THAT REALLY ISN'T
He's young, 21, and went to a top school. He thinks he's hot *&^%, but after the first semester of law school he got is ass handed to him on a platter...he got Cs!!! Does that stop him from constantly commenting in class, coming up to you after class and giving "advice" or rambling on about how to write exams? Hell no! And he still thinks that he can make Law Review...hilarious!
THE MILITARY GUY
He's the sh!t b/c he's served our country, briefed some high military official on some topic, and he gets paid $6000 a month from the government to attend law school so he's not stressed -- "he can actually enjoy law school!"
THINKS SHE'S HOTT, BUT SHE'S NOT
You know...she wears cute clothes and nice jewelry everyday, only b/c her face and body look like crap.
THE FRAT TRIO
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THE "I'M OLDER THAN YOU" GUY
He's only 28, but he feels that since he's worked and lived longer than you, he can advice you on life! No advice on class, just on life.
THE "I'M SMART, BUT LAW EXAMS ARE UNFAIR"
How many times have we heard, "I'm so smart but the law school exam is just set up to trick you." They are the ones that don't work all the damn semester and then expect to learn 14 weeks of material in 2-3 days. Get the fu!k outta here!!! How the hell are you going to even expect to get a good grade?!?!?
THE "WE SHOULD GET TOGETHER AND STUDY" GUY
You think, hey, this is great, a study group! And then you show up just to realize that that mofo knows absolutely nothing! Get the fu!k outta here!
THE YOU ARE LAME GUY/GAL
The ones that see you posting on LSD and call you lame and you start to think...uh oh...maybe I really am...LOL