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Victor

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Come in and kick a freestyle
« on: March 14, 2005, 10:38:52 PM »
Come in and kick a freestyle
I'm a man
Youre Child
I'll snuff you
Like you Kobe and I'm Chris Childs
I'll steal your hat
Have you saying something like "Hey pal"
Youre ultra gay
Why you think you have 360 textured waves
I'm cruising
Bumpin Special Ed's "I Got It Made"
Plus i'm bruising
Anybody steppin into my cypher with grenades
You came on the block with a Jetson flying car
I stood back and said "Son thats played"
Thats how advanced I am
Youre a dispointment like Nas's "I Am"



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Re: Come in and kick a freestyle
« Reply #1 on: March 14, 2005, 10:47:22 PM »
Like the T double D I roll in the County Dade,
JDMBA needs to lay off the Hatoraide
When I roll in this board ya'll best throw up your set
Next year I'll be winning moot court at my Third Tier Toliet.
Like arguing about AA, my rhymes be absurd
That's why that dude Downy got his sh*t served
If Adcoms start reading all my bombs,
I will be studying law at the university of Guam

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Re: Come in and kick a freestyle
« Reply #2 on: March 14, 2005, 11:03:56 PM »
Real thugs dont fight over bed sheets
We take the cold winter like real men
We slap your girl silly for misbehaving
We bang our chest like King Kong
Don King be on the Big Bong
Why you think his hair like that?
I only date dimes
You date 10 pennies
And then you think we on the same level
Youre girl look scary like Kelis with no makeup
You the type to fight and then wanna makeup
Look at you
Looking for curly hair like Bob Sagat
Be a man for once faggot


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Re: Come in and kick a freestyle
« Reply #3 on: March 14, 2005, 11:22:32 PM »
Son dont come to my neck of the woods
We will starch your wifebeater for you
We will teach you about congruent angles
We hang our shirts with fuzzy hangers
We rocks 2 sizes small wranglers
We dont like Michael Jackson
Cuz we dont roll with danglers


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Re: Come in and kick a freestyle
« Reply #4 on: March 14, 2005, 11:45:44 PM »
Son, I holla at your girl with that fresh breath
You called foul and looked for the ref
I said "Yo ma I like them titties"
Plus your ass is dope like weeded hippies
I was like let me fukk you in your doodey hole
I made her jump on the stage and slide on the pole
Like a real stripper would
I came on and joined her with the wood
Not some Wooody Wood Pecker sh1t
That real *&^% that make girls be like "Oh sh1t!!!"



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Re: Come in and kick a freestyle
« Reply #5 on: March 16, 2005, 02:38:23 PM »
Racist white herbs
They skin is too soft
Theyre mad at Faith2005
So they take Zoloft
Blacks getting good grades
So they start arguing over grades
They just hilariously funny like Ellen dancing
Their chicks Iím romancing
White girls come to me crying
They say their wee-wees too small
I laugh cuz I get my condoms at Big & Tall

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Re: Come in and kick a freestyle
« Reply #6 on: March 16, 2005, 10:23:19 PM »
It's the Ten Board Kommandments WHAT!
Monkeys can't tell me nothin bout this Board, (uh-huh)
Can't tell me nothin bout this site, this BLSD
To my MidWest ni@@az
Ni@@az in the Library I ain't forget you ni@@az
My BLSD ni@@az

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I been on this Board for years, it made me a animal
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A step by step booklet for you to get
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Rule nombre uno: never let no one know
whatcho numbers are, cause you know
The LSAT breed jealousy 'specially
if that cat go to Cooley, call yo ass mooley
Number two: never let em know your law school
Don't you know adcomms move in silence or violence
Take it from your guy Tex (uh-huh)
They done tossed mad apps in the trash for they website past
Number three: never trust no-bo-dy
LadyDay'll set that ass up, properly gassed up
Hoodie to mask up, sh!t, for that fast buck
she be layin in the bushes to light that ass up
Number four: know you heard this before
Never smaaaaaaash a chick in your claaaaaaaass
Number five: never argue AA on this website
I don't care if they argument's soft, say f*ck off
Number six: that god damn admit...dead it
You think that lawschool's callin you back now forget it
Seven: this rule is so underrated
Keep the LSD and XOXO completely seperated
Intellect and Ignorance don't mix like RBG and some chick
Find yourself in serious sh!t
Number eight: never put the spot on you
Them cats that hate AA will hate you too
Number nine shoulda been number one to me
If you ain't for the Cause stay the f*ck off BLSD (uh-huh)
If you think you Ward Connerly we ain't tryin listen
We'll be sittin in your kitchen, waitin to start hittin
Number TEN: a strong word called Seniority
Strictly for old heads, not for freshmen
If you ain't got the 4 stars say hell no
Cause we gon call Porch Monkeys rain sleet hail snow
Follow these rules you'll have mad friends to hit up
If not, XOXO, on the wake up
Peckerwood argue AA, watch your inbox light up
JLF did your makeup, when you pass, Lavia f*cked my man Jake up,
Heard in three weeks Victor f*cked half the so-called MC's up
Heard XOXOHTH suck a good d!ck, and can hook a steak up
Gotta go gotta go, more Sands to Burn up, word up, uhh

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Re: Come in and kick a freestyle
« Reply #7 on: March 16, 2005, 11:09:29 PM »
It's the Ten Board Kommandments WHAT!
Monkeys can't tell me nothin bout this Board, (uh-huh)
Can't tell me nothin bout this site, this BLSD
To my MidWest ni@@az
Ni@@az in the Library I ain't forget you ni@@az
My BLSD ni@@az

"One two three four five six seven eight nine"
      "TEN"

I been on this Board for years, it made me a animal
It's rules to this sh!t, I wrote me a manual
A step by step booklet for you to get
your posts on track, not your rep pushed back
Rule nombre uno: never let no one know
whatcho numbers are, cause you know
The LSAT breed jealousy 'specially
if that cat go to Cooley, call yo ass mooley
Number two: never let em know your law school
Don't you know adcomms move in silence or violence
Take it from your guy Tex (uh-huh)
They done tossed mad apps in the trash for they website past
Number three: never trust no-bo-dy
LadyDay'll set that ass up, properly gassed up
Hoodie to mask up, sh!t, for that fast buck
she be layin in the bushes to light that ass up
Number four: know you heard this before
Never smaaaaaaash a chick in your claaaaaaaass
Number five: never argue AA on this website
I don't care if they argument's soft, say f*ck off
Number six: that god damn admit...dead it
You think that lawschool's callin you back now forget it
Seven: this rule is so underrated
Keep the LSD and XOXO completely seperated
Intellect and Ignorance don't mix like RBG and some chick
Find yourself in serious sh!t
Number eight: never put the spot on you
Them cats that hate AA will hate you too
Number nine shoulda been number one to me
If you ain't for the Cause stay the f*ck off BLSD (uh-huh)
If you think you Ward Connerly we ain't tryin listen
We'll be sittin in your kitchen, waitin to start hittin
Number TEN: a strong word called Seniority
Strictly for old heads, not for freshmen
If you ain't got the 4 stars say hell no
Cause we gon call Porch Monkeys rain sleet hail snow
Follow these rules you'll have mad friends to hit up
If not, XOXO, on the wake up
Peckerwood argue AA, watch your inbox light up
JLF did your makeup, when you pass, Lavia f*cked my man Jake up,
Heard in three weeks Victor f*cked half the so-called MC's up
Heard XOXOHTH suck a good d!ck, and can hook a steak up
Gotta go gotta go, more Sands to Burn up, word up, uhh

HBCU, SMU
Uhh

LMAO Sands. Good one!
"I take summers off cuz I love winter beef..." NAS

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Re: Come in and kick a freestyle
« Reply #8 on: March 17, 2005, 01:04:13 PM »
LMAO- Yo Sands you did it on that joint man.  Plus you kept the rhyme flow the same so it works with the melody...Hahahaa....Good one!  Number seven was ill...hahahaha

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Re: Come in and kick a freestyle
« Reply #9 on: March 17, 2005, 01:06:48 PM »

I had to post this joint..Jadakiss reply to 50 cent.

We can handle this like grown men/
You won't win/
You don't even feel comfortable in your own skin/
I rap my ass off/
I aint' the champ wit the glass jaw/
Had a guard and dats off/
See me,couple hood n-word behind stars/
Heard you put a couple good n-word behind bars/
I probably never sell that much/
But you can bet your last 2 quarters i never tell that much/
Picture Kiss not come out swinging/
Its like going to see 50 at a show and he don't come out singing/
Yea you got a felony,but you aint a predicate/
Never the king of new york,you live in Connecticut/
You dont be in the hood,you be in the woods/
####in with me,is where you really gonna b at for good/
I hold the 45 myself/
Hop out the range on 1-4-5 myself/
This is a true fact/
Since when has it become cool to get shot and not shoot bacc/
Traccmasters shelved you,Bravehearts helped you/
And everybody felt you,now I gotta melt you/
And dont try to pull rank on Kiss/
Cuz the n-word i'ma send to do it aint gon miss/
Be laid upstate,i spit straight up piff/
I did real songs with BIG,no made up ####/
And i dont got a problem with clout/
You aint get shot again yet,so wats your second album about(nothing)/
Your raps are preschool,you made alot of money now be cool/
Before i swell up ya lips like seafood/
Can i get a mic checc/
He dont stand a chance,to dance with me dog,ya steps aint right yet/
The blocc is juss fine,homie the D straight/
Most likely ya new CD is a weedplate/
A bunch of love songs/
100% pure garbage,juss something to break up buds on/
You should juss sell clothes and sneakers/
Cuz outta ya whole camp,your flow is the weakest/
Im in a town where the young boys is clapping/
You runnin around with the lieutenant and captain/
It'll take a lifetime to see Kiss/
You had to get shot 9 times to be rich/