Guys – you all know this one:
When you happen to be standing near a decent looking girl, and decide to be friendly by starting a conversation. Again, she’s not hot, and really doesn’t rate too much of your time and effort; but out of simple curiosity you decide, “What the hell…I’ll be friendly.” Much to your shock and surprise, rather than just being cool, she blatantly misreads your easy-going friendliness as a full-court press to get into her pants. To make matters worse, she reacts like you’re some scrub trying to get with Beyonce.
You’re left thinking “What the f*ck just happened?” Then perhaps you get all analytical and sh*t, like, “unless this chick can squirt diamonds and gold bullion from her crotch, I’m clearly missing some part of the equation.”
That’s like Ed McMahon showing up at your door with a check, and treating him like an Amway salesman. Girl you must be on crack.