Saturday, Donny, Is Shabos, the Jewish day of rest. That means i don't work, i don't get in the car, I don't ride in a car, i don't pick up the phone, i don't turn on the oven, AND I SURE AS *&^% DON'T f-ing ROLL! SHOMER f-ing SHABBOS!
What do you do for recreation? Oh the usual. i bowl. drive around. the occassional acid flashback.
@#!* sympathy! i don't need your f-in sympathy, man, i need my f-ing johson! what do you need that for, dude?