This post just used two amazing words:
Tbone: spelunker (have you ever actually gone spelunking?)
Najniran: Banana hammock (are you referring to Princess Consuela Banana Hammock?)
That's great. That's amazing. It makes me want to cream myself.
The minutiae of dresscode at law school can be easily resolved, do what I do, look to Elle Woods for all of your answers, from fashion to function, she'll keep you on the right track.