What's up fuckers,
I know its been awhile since I last rapped at ya, but things have been pretty crazy in DOWNYville lately. Ya see, it all started on the way to KFC. Yep, as usual, the 5 minute drive to KFC couldn't go as planned. My good friend in the passenger seat thought it would be a good idea to drive across this big field instead of going down the street. He thought it would be just hysterical to drive off-road in DOWNY's Grand Prix instead of having to stop at the red light like everyone else. After a second or two of deep contemplation, DOWNY consented, and steered off the road, down a ditch and onto this grassy field. At first it was pretty cool, because people at the light were looking at us like 'wtf are you doing!?' and the car was bouncing all over the place over these rocks and bumps. Well, things got pretty bad when DOWNY tried to pull a doughnut on the grassy knoll. The car spun around like a goddamned top and hit a tree that was near the side of the field. Luckily the damage was minimal. The problem was the car was now stuck in the mud, because the field was pretty damp after last night's rain. So, DOWNY does the only logical thing and floors it. Lots of smoke blares up and the wheels spin fruitlessly, with mud spattering all over my car. I keep flooring, and more smoke billows from under the car.
Evidently one of the asspackers on the road saw us and phoned the police. I mean, what kind of dta calls the cops when they see a car smashed against a tree in the middle of a field with smoke coming out of it?! Well, the cops show up and give DOWNY a ticket for off-roading, and I had to call a tow-truck to pull my car out of the field. What a bad day.
To feel better, we spent the next 5 hours taking bong tokes and drinking. Then, after we were good and loaded, we drove over to the police department and DOWNY walked stealthily up to the front door and puked on it. Then we went home and smoked another few bowls and watched Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.
Ya see, friends...its just not possible to keep DOWNY down.
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