Okay, since there's a bunch of chickenshits on here (LOL), I sucked it up and called tech support again and asked what the lag time between scores being released versus being actually posted online is. He said that scores will be up by 5 p.m. (EST, I'm assuming) So there's a new little tidbit of info to salivate over. I made him reconfirm to me that scores are DEFINITELY being released today and he said YES and that they will be available by 5.
I also asked if they would be available at once or if they were released in batches. He said that they would pretty much be available at the same time and that e-mails go out about the same time as when the scores are posted online. He also would not give me a better approximation of time except "before 5".
So, while we don't have an exact time, we know now that they'll be here within the next four hours. YAYYAYYAYY.