I did consider your point, but wanted to relay the fact that there are many offers on the table at this point. It was just a quick note anyway, not to be taken too seriously....just lightening things up
This one has been circulating for a while, but in case anyone hasn't seen it:Thank you for your letter of March 16. After careful consideration, I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to admit me to ____ Law School.This year I have been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually large number of rejection letters. With such a varied and promising field of institutions it is impossible for me to accept all refusals. Despite ______ Law School's outstanding qualifications and previous experience in rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection does not meet my needs at this time. Therefore, I will be joining the class of 2008 this August. I look forward to seeing you then. Best of luck in rejecting future applicants.
I'm sure the overworked assistant secretary to the dean of admissions secretary will find this very amusing before she throws it in the trash.