i swear to god i can smell it from here....wtf?..what is that?
Quote from: guyutegirl (Jew-Lo) on June 10, 2004, 03:13:03 PMi swear to god i can smell it from here....wtf?..what is that?Actually, the good thing about my farts is though while they come often, then are not very strong. Hmm... is this your case as well Jew Lo?Or do you come infrequently but very strongly?
Jew Lo- this reminds me of a story. I was 6 years old.I was sitting in the auditorium at school for an assembly. Now after the assembly is over, I see my friend at the other end of the auditorium. He's waving frantically, yelling my name, "LEO HELP!!! GET OVER HERE!!!"So I run clear across the auditorium, to see what's wrong with him. I get there, and he holds up his finger. I am like, yea? He's like, smell it. I smell it, it smells like *&^%. He asks, smells like *&^%, don't it? I am like yea. He says, "I stuck it up my ass, and it smells just like *&^%, hahaha" I am like, "You dipshit, you wanted me to come here to help you with this?"He's like, "I had to share this with you, Leo"
Just as long as I am not called in to look at a turd. God. Why are men so impressed by their own turds?
Quote from: Shermy'sGirl on June 10, 2004, 03:37:57 PMJust as long as I am not called in to look at a turd. God. Why are men so impressed by their own turds?Oh, once, I barged in on my gf taking a dump. I took a look at her turd, and my god, this thing was one of the greatest turds in the history of great turds. I mean this was a Hitler level turd.The thing was immaculately golden colored, and it was one solid, THICK piece that was probably halfway in the tubing, and halfway sticking out of the WATER. I mean damn. And my girlfriend is only like 5 feet, 125 pounds. I wanted to take a picture, but she threatened to throw the camera down the toilet.Predictably, the toilet clogged, and I had to plunge it for her. f-ing