I was at NY Penn Station the other day, waiting for the train to come and I was munching on one of those sweet and soft pretzels, you know the ones with the cinnamon sprinkles . . . it just melts in your mouth, yum yum . . . they put the right amount of ingredients in them . . . makes you say "Oooh la-la" but anyway all of sudden I peep this highschool chick with a shirt that says "I know you want me" The shirt was a bit revealing for her age I must say. Her breasts were all plumb like ballpark franks, she was looking like Lara Croft in Tomb Raider. Not to mention these young girls around here be in their catholic school attire, going to school early in the morning, wearing those plaid skirts around their thighs showing their nah-nahs and then making me go "whoa-whoa" then me continuing on my destination cuz I dont want to go to jail-jail.
Anyway, there are other shirts girls wear that say stuff like:
"I'm too good for you"
"Pay My Bills"
"Dont be jealous"
"I Need a Solider"
Blah . . . I wanna see ladies with these kinds of shirts:
"I Cook Good Food"
"I Give Good Head"
"Splash Water On My Chest"