If I can pull one over on the UVA admissions committee, I'm going to spend the entire day thanking the law school admissions gods for shining good fortune upon me. Then, I will proceed to call everyone I know while I drink ridiculous sums of alcohol with my friends and roommates. Next, I shall spend several hours paying homage to the porcelain gods. Finally, I'll call in sick to work and sleep off the best hangover of my life.