falsifying race

[gentoo]

I am a Hungarian American. Now THERE'S a URM if ever there was one... No check-boxes for it, though.

I hear Guam accepts Hungarian Americans by the boatload. Nice to know you got into Guam with your URM status.

[LaneSwerver]

It's the only way I got into Guam with my numbers. They gave me a monkey, too.

[gentoo]

Guam sent me a rejection letter and a chalupa. Those bastards.

[LaneSwerver]

Guam sent me a rejection letter and a chalupa. Those bastards.

They usually send them inside a fetid coconut. A little bleach will clear that stench from your mailbox. Imagine my surprise when they sent me that monkey in the plastic bag. I'm assuming from his condidtion it's a LONG boat ride from Guam...

[the REAL desi]

I think this whole Affirmative Action is a pile of sh*t!  It's insulting to the minorities (I'd hope)..and it's unfair to the majority.

as an ORM, i'm offended by everything.

[LaneSwerver]

Watch the movie "Soul Man" with the inimitable C. Thomas Howell. Maybe I can get into Harvard that way...

[carlsonjd]

When are males going to be an URM? There are already more females than males in law school and the trend doesn't seem like it's going to abate.  How about Midwesterners applying to East Coast schools?  Bald twenty-two year-olds?  Second-generation Irish and Swedish?  Anything?

[LaneSwerver]

Isn't Abe Vigoda a URM?

[carlsonjd]

Applying to law school as Vagoda.
With logic skills not unlike Yoda.
One look at my face, I am the white race,
University of South Dakota!

[LaneSwerver]

I love limericks! All I know are dirty ones, though.