So I just called the Hastings admissions office. And while it was my first time calling the office, it seems many others have been liberal with their phone calls. At least that's the impression I got from the long pause and semi-sigh between me asking to talk about the wait-list and the receptionist's reply.
In any case, there's no new information except that they made offers in June, but haven't made many in July as of yet. However, she said she expects the college to make a "good amount" of offers within the next three weeks.
So, there's a bit of hope for us, if not very specific.