Do men have breasts???????

[ndiver]

I apologize for the misleading subject... I was wondering if anyone knows of any case(s) dealing with sexual misconduct involving "sexual touching... with any object by a man or woman upon a man..includ[ing] any bodily contact with the breast..."

In other words, do men, in the context of legal precedent or statute, have breasts, and if so, has there been a case involving sexual misconduct of that nature?

I am asking bc I got into a rather "heated" discussion in my Crim Law class with some of the students (the professor didn't say a word) and I would like some clarification. Here is the statute in question:

Sexual Misconduct II
• Any intentional sexual touching, however slight, with any object by a man or womanupon a man or woman without effective consent. Sexual touching includes any bodilycontact with the breasts, groin, genitals, mouth or other bodily orifice of another or anyother bodily contact in a sexual manner

[twarga]

You can argue that since the guy who played Shaft (and thousands of other men) got breast cancer, men have breasts.  Duh.  There would be no reason for a woman to touch a man's chest without sexual connotation.  Really.  What kind of woman goes up and does that?  Your class is full of morons. 

[LaneSwerver]

"You have man-boobs."
--Anchorman

[twarga]

"You have man-boobs."
--Anchorman

We used to call them "wallies," as in "Look at the wallies on that fat guy!"

[Harrahs]

i always thought they were called "female dog unmentionables."

casino

"You have man-boobs."
--Anchorman

We used to call them "wallies," as in "Look at the wallies on that fat guy!"

[A.J]

My breastorials are massive.

[Xony]

all mammals have breasts.

[mercutio_13]

They are known as:

1.Chesticles
or
2.breastes

[brmurphy]

There are actually two types of male breasts:
•   Man Boobs – this type of male breast is mostly muscle and can be quite firm
•   Man Boobies – these are large fatty male breasts that may require use of a bra

In other words, Man Boobs are good and Man Boobies are bad.

Brian

[Xony]

This has got to be one of the most stupid threads on LSD.