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Do men have breasts???????

ndiver

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Do men have breasts???????
« on: February 17, 2005, 09:12:42 PM »
I apologize for the misleading subject... I was wondering if anyone knows of any case(s) dealing with sexual misconduct involving "sexual touching... with any object by a man or woman upon a man..includ[ing] any bodily contact with the breast..."

In other words, do men, in the context of legal precedent or statute, have breasts, and if so, has there been a case involving sexual misconduct of that nature?

I am asking bc I got into a rather "heated" discussion in my Crim Law class with some of the students (the professor didn't say a word) and I would like some clarification. Here is the statute in question:

Sexual Misconduct II
Any intentional sexual touching, however slight, with any object by a man or womanupon a man or woman without effective consent. Sexual touching includes any bodilycontact with the breasts, groin, genitals, mouth or other bodily orifice of another or anyother bodily contact in a sexual manner

twarga

Re: Do men have breasts???????
« Reply #1 on: February 18, 2005, 05:11:04 AM »
You can argue that since the guy who played Shaft (and thousands of other men) got breast cancer, men have breasts.  Duh.  There would be no reason for a woman to touch a man's chest without sexual connotation.  Really.  What kind of woman goes up and does that?  Your class is full of morons. 

LaneSwerver

Re: Do men have breasts???????
« Reply #2 on: February 18, 2005, 06:29:31 AM »
"You have man-boobs."
--Anchorman

twarga

Re: Do men have breasts???????
« Reply #3 on: February 18, 2005, 06:32:25 AM »
"You have man-boobs."
--Anchorman

We used to call them "wallies," as in "Look at the wallies on that fat guy!"

Harrahs

Re: Do men have breasts???????
« Reply #4 on: February 18, 2005, 06:35:23 AM »
i always thought they were called "female dog unmentionables." ???

casino

"You have man-boobs."
--Anchorman

We used to call them "wallies," as in "Look at the wallies on that fat guy!"

A.J

Re: Do men have breasts???????
« Reply #5 on: February 18, 2005, 09:13:07 AM »
My breastorials are massive.

Xony

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Re: Do men have breasts???????
« Reply #6 on: February 18, 2005, 09:14:57 AM »
all mammals have breasts.

mercutio_13

Re: Do men have breasts???????
« Reply #7 on: February 18, 2005, 10:16:09 AM »
They are known as:

1.Chesticles
or
2.breastes

Re: Do men have breasts???????
« Reply #8 on: February 18, 2005, 10:29:12 AM »
There are actually two types of male breasts:
   Man Boobs this type of male breast is mostly muscle and can be quite firm
   Man Boobies these are large fatty male breasts that may require use of a bra

In other words, Man Boobs are good and Man Boobies are bad.

Brian

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Re: Do men have breasts???????
« Reply #9 on: February 18, 2005, 11:04:33 AM »
This has got to be one of the most stupid threads on LSD.