Statistically, does anyone know how to calculate my chances of getting in to at least 1 of these schools? (I'm kind of curious how to do this anyway).

Take four pennies and write the names of your schools on them. Put an expty coffee can on one side of a room. Stand on the other side and throw the pennies at the coffee can. Whichever school penny ends up in the can is where you're going.

(I flunked out of statistics.)