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The Infamous "Most Difficult Law School Class" Poll:

I'm a law student and K is the most difficult class.
 17 (8.8%)
I'm a law student and Torts is the most difficult class.
 4 (2.1%)
I'm a law student and Crim Law is the most difficult class.
 2 (1%)
I'm a law student and Civ Pro is the most difficult class.
 23 (11.9%)
I'm a law student and Con Law is the most difficult class.
 12 (6.2%)
I'm a law student and Property is the most difficult class.
 16 (8.2%)
I'm a law student and LRW is the most difficult class.
 7 (3.6%)
I'm not a law student but I think Contracts would be the most difficult class.
 13 (6.7%)
I'm not a law student but I think Torts would be the most difficult class.
 13 (6.7%)
I'm not a law student but I think Criminal Law would be the most difficult class.
 3 (1.5%)
I'm not a law student but I think Civil Procedure would be the most difficult class.
 25 (12.9%)
I'm not a law student but I think Constitutional Law would be the most difficult class.
 14 (7.2%)
I'm not a law student but I think Property would be the most difficult class.
 18 (9.3%)
I'm not a law student but I think Legal Research & Writing would be the most difficult class.
 27 (13.9%)

Total Members Voted: 146

Author Topic: 1L's & Current Black Law Students  (Read 272621 times)

Regal_Muse

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Re: 1L's
« Reply #90 on: February 24, 2005, 02:24:19 PM »
I am a nut Ladyday...Tehehehehe


And I'm going to an attorney one day.

NOw that's scary...

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« Reply #91 on: February 24, 2005, 02:28:25 PM »
Oh lord

help us
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Regal_Muse

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Re: 1L's
« Reply #92 on: February 24, 2005, 02:30:53 PM »
Replace lord with my name Sands...

Bahahahahaha  ;D

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Re: POLL RESULTS 2/24/05
« Reply #93 on: February 24, 2005, 06:21:32 PM »
#1 Reason for going to law school is to live comfortably
#2 Reason is to live filthy rich
#3 Reason is the help the community
and 1 cat wants to know the law

Time for a new poll.  Thoughts?

are u the cat who wants to know the law?

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Re: POLL RESULTS 2/24/05
« Reply #94 on: February 24, 2005, 06:35:38 PM »
#1 Reason for going to law school is to live comfortably
#2 Reason is to live filthy rich
#3 Reason is the help the community
and 1 cat wants to know the law

Time for a new poll.  Thoughts?

are u the cat who wants to know the law?


LOL

naw. I do wanna know the law but I wasn't the one who put that down though
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Re: 1L's
« Reply #95 on: February 24, 2005, 08:53:46 PM »
SOCRATIC STORY OF THE DAY (from Civ Pro):

Prof: So when the litigation starts the burden is on which side?
Sands: The plaintiff.
Prof: And why is that?
Sands: Because the defendant is guilty until proven innocent.
Prof: I think you mean to say innocent until proven guilty right?
Sands: Oh yeah, that too.
[Class laughs their ass off]
"A lawyer's either a social engineer or a parasite on society. A social engineer is a highly skilled...lawyer who understands the Constitution of the U.S. and knows how to explore its uses in the solving of problems of local communities and in bettering [our] conditions."
Charles H. Houston

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« Reply #96 on: February 24, 2005, 09:24:28 PM »
SOCRATIC STORY OF THE DAY (from Civ Pro):

Prof: So when the litigation starts the burden is on which side?
Sands: The plaintiff.
Prof: And why is that?
Sands: Because the defendant is guilty until proven innocent.
Prof: I think you mean to say innocent until proven guilty right?
Sands: Oh yeah, that too.
[Class laughs their ass off]



funny.  were you nervous?

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« Reply #97 on: February 24, 2005, 10:02:37 PM »
i have another funny one:

::: Bubbazzz looking at the clock - only 10 minutes left :::

Prof: so what do u think? (points to bubbazzz)
Bubz: Uh, I agree with what she said
Prof: why?
Bubz: because their was no fundamental right
Prof: hmmm, interesting, now what question are you trying to answer?
Bubz; I'm sorry?
Prof: we covered that 10 minutes ago
Bubz: oh
Prof: so now tell me, what did she say that you agreed with?
Bubz: i don't remember
Prof: how can u not remember? you clearly remembered it when you said you agreed with her
Bubz: well, i did remember then, but now i don't.
Prof: (shakes his head) dumba$$

::: with that, the whole class, including myself erupts in laughter :::

Now he called on me clearly because i was staring at the clock and wanted to make a point.
Moral of the story - WEAR A WATCH TO CLASS

lil_token

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Re: 1L's
« Reply #98 on: February 24, 2005, 10:10:28 PM »
Oh, allow me to share some of the things my Written and Oral Advocacy prof said today:

"Youíre like the three stooges, but not as smart."

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Prof: "So are you troubled?"
Student: "Yes, we are both troubled."
Prof: "In ways relevant to this class?"

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"Can you see anything that will be good for the plaintiffs in this case?  Itís something tiny, but I canít imagine you will be able to find it."

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"No set of you is smarter than the other.  If you are fishing for a compliment, there it is."





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Re: 1L's
« Reply #99 on: February 24, 2005, 10:53:32 PM »
Hello everyone . . . .. I've been drowning in law school . . . .. I hope everyone is doing fine.  Pre 1L's enjoy it while it lasts.  I haven't had a minute of free time since the second week of school.  I've already pulled three all nighters. 

Burning Sands, I'm drowning . . .. that's why you haven't heard from me.  My insomnia is gone, but now I don't have time to sleep!
I have lots of ground to make up for from last semester.

Hope everyone is doing well. . . . I haven't forgotten ya'll . . . :)

I think I'm taking the rest of the night off, so I'll be around for a little while.

 
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