Yeah, my chat will go something like this:
Yale: Oh, Ms. Rachel. I'm sorry. You scored a 158 on your LSAT. I'm afraid we can't let you into this chat room as there is a 160 cutoff. Try again when you're reincarnated as something other than a moron.
Rachel: O.K. Bye.
I have to say though, in all seriousness, my 250 rocks. It's a shame I had to waste writing it for a school that probably won't even read it. I'll PM you if you're interested, BigTex. I liked your 250, by the way; risky, but cool.