GAS!!!!!

[SanchoPanzo]

bottle it up and send it for the most creative app award... "My personal statement"

Gives new meaning to "Personal statement"!  Maybe too personal for some Adcoms

[skyharbor]

 

I am crying with laughter from this thread!

LMAO

[JeffTL]

I had a noisy (amplified by plastic chair) flatus right before the ACT; that was humiliating enough that test farts haven't been much a problem since.

However, I feel confident that I can take LSAT with bottled-up diarrhea if I have to; it worked on the practice.

[Numbers]

BUMP!!!!

too many serious threads lately.  Everyone should just relax and have a good old-fashioned shart.

[->Soon]

wouldnt it be nice if there was a miracle pill you could take in the morning to remove all sorts of gases from your body in one really gross minute?

then youd be good for 24 hours....


as someone here said, make sure you do it dutch oven fashion..

[thestradgirl]

found this while researching another thread.

you can take a dump during the experimental section with kit #2
http://survivalcenter.com/Emergency%20Toilet%20Supplies.html

Dude that's too funny.

[dougs71172]

My last practice test I had a similar problem.  I didn't want to fart, but apprently the gas I had wasn't to be denied.  I had eaten spaghetti for my last three meals with salad.  I guess the lycopene/roughage combo was too much.  Anyway, since my ass was clinched tighter than Fort Knox and the gas had to go somewhere, I couldn't help burping.  They tasted like spaghetti, so I was afraid they might stink.

I have precedent for stinky burps.  Off topic a bit, but at The Phantom of the Opera, I got a case of the stinky burps.  During the intermission, my wife told me she kept smelling them.  Strangely enough, the chic next to me at the show before the intermission had her husband sitting next to me after the intermission.  I guess she needed a buffer zone.

[TheCanadian]

the worst burps are the ones where they not only stink but sound like a ralph is on the way. However no vomt does does get emited but you're left with an akward feeling.

[dougs71172]

Ever get those burps that come from way down deep.  I'll be laying down on the couch, and when I get up it seems to rattle the burp out.  It's a berotone (sp.) burp.

[TheCanadian]

Dont you hate it when you feel like you're about to let a big bessy rip but it all of a sudden becomes muffled?