Whatever, Tex. I just don't know any women out there who think it's cute or funny when the man they love and want to please physically and emotionally, comes out with "You're fat and ugly." Much of a what makes a wife feel good about herself is the way she feels her husband perceives her. It would crush me if I thought my husband saw me as fat and ugly. Even if it was just for a minute on the couch eating Doritos.
I'll bet you a buck that if things start to go south in your marriage, she will bring up the time you called her fat and ugly. Women don't forget.