Yeah, I have the sneaking suspicion that you might be a bit more, um, qualified than me for all those schools, though! I'm so tempted to have my mom call up Boalt. I can picture it now...
Mom: "Hi, this is Masticatrix's mother. I just wanted to let you know that she's a great daughter. She even does the dishes without being asked! And that's why you should accept her to your school of...wait, what is this again?"
Admissions Staff: "That's it, you've convinced us. She's in. With a full scholarship. And a complimentary Coach bag."
Anyway, I'll keep an eye on your acceptances- I'm sure you'll be raking some more in!
(And no, that's not "keeping an eye on" in a stalker sense.)