UCLA has great squirrels, though not so much in the law school, I'd think. The north campus squirrels can tap dance and analyze Shakespeare, and the south campus squirrels have two brains and can do calculus in their heads. *nod* or something.
The worst is when you go to throw something away in one of those trash cans with the small opening on top, and just as your hand is over the trash can, a squirrel comes SHOOTING out of it like a squirrely cannonball. PHHOOOOSH! Heart attack.