I liked Quiznos until they came out with that stupid f-ing commericial with those rat looking things.
That commercial MADE Quiznos the unparalleled bastion of sandwich artistry in the industry!!! That commercial was an advertising coup-de-etat, that both energized and horrified the senses into an almost primal and inescapable awareness of the unyielding tastiness of Quizno's subs. The "spongemonkeys" (the actual name of the so-called "rat looking things), deserve to have their portraits proudly displayed in the Louvre, for all the world to revere. Just the thought of that brilliant commercial renders me speechless (*sniff*).
Once the spongemonkeys commercial came out, I'm certain that every stoner from Providence
to Pasadena ran to their stores bearing whatever coupons they could get their grubby, resin-stained fingers on.
That, and Quizno's subs are toasted.
Also, Jared has to be the most annoying t.v. personality to ever desicrate the screen.