152/ 3.66 Where can I get in?

[twarga]

God, Lane... now you've gone and made me feel bad for dissin' your bald head.  I need chocolate.

HA! I told you it isn't completely bald!!!!! I'm not sensitive, though.

Now I've gone and got chocolate all over the keyboard (again).  If you don't quit playing the cancer card, I'm going to get very fat.

Heh heh...let me try this one...did I mention I had cancer, too? Game, set, match!

I had an ingrown toenail once.  That's it.  I have nothing.

[LaneSwerver]

God, Lane... now you've gone and made me feel bad for dissin' your bald head.  I need chocolate.

HA! I told you it isn't completely bald!!!!! I'm not sensitive, though.

Now I've gone and got chocolate all over the keyboard (again).  If you don't quit playing the cancer card, I'm going to get very fat.

Heh heh...let me try this one...did I mention I had cancer, too? Game, set, match!

I had an ingrown toenail once.  That's it.  I have nothing.

Those can be quite painful, though. I hope you didn't let an AF doc take care of it...

[twarga]

God, Lane... now you've gone and made me feel bad for dissin' your bald head.  I need chocolate.

HA! I told you it isn't completely bald!!!!! I'm not sensitive, though.

Now I've gone and got chocolate all over the keyboard (again).  If you don't quit playing the cancer card, I'm going to get very fat.

Heh heh...let me try this one...did I mention I had cancer, too? Game, set, match!

I had an ingrown toenail once.  That's it.  I have nothing.

Those can be quite painful, though. I hope you didn't let an AF doc take care of it...

No.  I got a bottle of 'Outgrow' and suffered through it.  Hey, I volunteered with Special Olympics yesterday (putting up plastic fencing and hanging banners).  See?  I help people.

[LaneSwerver]

God, Lane... now you've gone and made me feel bad for dissin' your bald head.  I need chocolate.

HA! I told you it isn't completely bald!!!!! I'm not sensitive, though.

Now I've gone and got chocolate all over the keyboard (again).  If you don't quit playing the cancer card, I'm going to get very fat.

Heh heh...let me try this one...did I mention I had cancer, too? Game, set, match!

I had an ingrown toenail once.  That's it.  I have nothing.

Those can be quite painful, though. I hope you didn't let an AF doc take care of it...

No.  I got a bottle of 'Outgrow' and suffered through it.  Hey, I volunteered with Special Olympics yesterday (putting up plastic fencing and hanging banners).  See?  I help people.

You're sure you're "volunteering"?

[twarga]

The blisters on my fingers and the lack of cash in my pocket say, "You are a volunteer... sucker!"

[LaneSwerver]

The blisters on my fingers and the lack of cash in my pocket say, "You are a volunteer... sucker!"

OK, but remember, you're not a volunteer if you're in the event.

[twarga]

The blisters on my fingers and the lack of cash in my pocket say, "You are a volunteer... sucker!"

OK, but remember, you're not a volunteer if you're in the event.

Oh, I get it... you think I'm 'special.'  Thanks, Lane.  BTW, I kicked your @ss in the 200 meter relay!

[LaneSwerver]

The blisters on my fingers and the lack of cash in my pocket say, "You are a volunteer... sucker!"

OK, but remember, you're not a volunteer if you're in the event.

Oh, I get it... you think I'm 'special.'  Thanks, Lane.  BTW, I kicked your @ss in the 200 meter relay!

I was hungover.

[LaneSwerver]

The blisters on my fingers and the lack of cash in my pocket say, "You are a volunteer... sucker!"

OK, but remember, you're not a volunteer if you're in the event.

Oh, I get it... you think I'm 'special.'  Thanks, Lane.  BTW, I kicked your @ss in the 200 meter relay!

I was hungover.

Your remaining hair added air resistance and slowed you down.

That and the six-pack of Mickey's.

[LaneSwerver]

do they make mickey's in anything but 40 oz bottles?

Oh sure. You can get the 12 oz. wide-mouths.