any word yet?

[Matthew_24_24]

Uhh, I only go off when people walk in with 0 posts and start flaming regulars here.

And i already talked to the mods, they told me to stop spamming porn and beheading clips, but other than that, everything was okay.

As for the authorities, you do that.  See how far you get.  Ever been threatened in real life?  See how far charges go that way (they don't).  Try and do it from a msg board, given the context?  Lol!  They'll laugh in your face. 

"HI SOMEONE ON THE INTERNET THREATENED ME, DESPITE HIM NOT KNOWING ANYTHING ABOUT ME AND EVERYONE TELLING ME HE'S JOKING AROUND...PLZ ARREST HIM"

I'll await the police, hopefully they will expedite the process so i can laugh at you.

Matt

[Matthew_24_24]

I have this funny feeling you are probably some skinny little weasel...balding with glasses.  It was fun beating people like you up in high school.  Only the biggest:

a) female private part
b) internet neophyte

would ever take anything said on here seriously.  If it is b), you're excused.  If it is a), then maybe you do need a good ass-kicking.  Once you get a black eye and a fat lip, you probably wont be such a wimp...it's really not that bad.  Might build your self-esteem.

Matt

[Matthew_24_24]

However, i will help you with the start of a restraining order.  It is all you would get for a net threat, at best. 

IF I EVER SEE YOU (THOUGH I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE OR YOUR NAME LOL) I WILL PROCEED TO PUNCH YOU REPEATEDLY AND MAKE YOU CRY.

Better?

Signed,

Matthew

[long_gone]

Wow.  That was a departure...

[jurist]

Matt, I'm glad that the board got to see your true colours. What's the source of all your pent up anger? Just know that you can get help for any problem out there. But if you're just some ignorant, inbred, hick, I guess there's not much hope.

[Matthew_24_24]

Answer:

YOUR HOMOSEXUALITY.

Matt

[jurist]

Ignorant, misogynist, homophobe, might as well make you a racist bigot too Matt (it's ok if you need a dictionary to look those up). Like I said before buddy, stop overcompensating for a tiny schlong.

[Dumb_Jock]

Ignorant, misogynist, homophobe, might as well make you a racist bigot too Matt (it's ok if you need a dictionary to look those up). Like I said before buddy, stop overcompensating for a tiny schlong.

Jurist,
  You're wrong about the homophobe.  In Alberta it's not that we are scared of homosexuals it's just that we don't like abberations of nature akin to pedophilies walking around like it's all good instead of keeping their sh*t in thier bedrooms like everyone else.

And calling someone a homophobe is something a homo would say. Don't act gay. You'll need to step up your game if you're gonna take Matt in some flame wars.

[Matthew_24_24]

Where are the police jurist?  I WANT you to press charges.

If you need any information to help in this I will be glad to assist.

I have nothing against homosexuals...I have issues with the manifestation of behaviour that accompanies fruits.  So I was not succinct enough, it is not your likely homosexuality that makes me want to kick your ass, it is your general approach to everything asked you.  That this just happens to be the typical behaviour of a homosexual was merely stereotyping on my part.  You could be perfectly straight and act like this and I'd still want to similarly hurt you.

Matt

[jurist]

It all makes sense now: you're just a redneck from Alberta. This will be my last post for you matty since you're not even worth the excrement that comes out of your own arse.