Ah heeeeeeeellllllll nooooooooooo .... EDIT: I was initially going to try and post a response, but it seems like they are beyond hope. There's nothing that I can accomplish by posting a response -- I will inevitably sound like I'm being defensive, and thereby demonstrating that I feel the need to be defensive. I've shown my merits to the people that matter -- the Stanford admissions board. Not the morons on xoxo. Bitter fools.
re:xoxo:At some point during college, I learned that sarcasm and cynicism were usually defenses against insecurity and emotional immaturity.