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Julie Fern

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Re: Who would you sleep with to get into Penn?
« Reply #20 on: December 08, 2004, 09:51:17 AM »
julie doubt that sleeping really is the issue here.

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Re: Who would you sleep with to get into Penn?
« Reply #21 on: December 08, 2004, 01:05:01 PM »
DasNootz thinks perhaps the problem is with julie speaking in the third person...

We can change the question up.  Would you be willing to cut off your pinky finger to get into Harvard?  Would you eat monkey scrotum to get into Yale?.. of course you'd have to wash it down with elephant man juice.

What would you be willing to do, or do without, in order to get into the school of your choice?.. and lets make these as graphic as possible.

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Re: Who would you sleep with to get into Penn?
« Reply #22 on: December 08, 2004, 01:15:54 PM »
DasNootz thinks perhaps the problem is with julie speaking in the third person...

We can change the question up.  Would you be willing to cut off your pinky finger to get into Harvard?  Would you eat monkey scrotum to get into Yale?.. of course you'd have to wash it down with elephant man juice.

What would you be willing to do, or do without, in order to get into the school of your choice?.. and lets make these as graphic as possible.
I hope this isn't too graphic:

I would submit the application and all required documents as quickly as is possible. (Before doing so, I would make sure that all of my statements and/or essays are written very well.)  I would not want to go to a school that would not accept me based on my own merits.

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Re: Who would you sleep with to get into Penn?
« Reply #23 on: December 08, 2004, 01:28:54 PM »
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I hope this isn't too graphic:

I would submit the application and all required documents as quickly as is possible. (Before doing so, I would make sure that all of my statements and/or essays are written very well.)  I would not want to go to a school that would not accept me based on my own merits.

ARE you a 2L at Penn?
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Again with this "my own merits" poop...  I'm sure at some point in your life you've accepted and unfair advantage based on the color of your skin, gender, sex appeal, etc...  I believe the answer to your question can be found in this thread.

If you knew that giving a bribe of $50 would get you in... would you do that?

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Re: Who would you sleep with to get into Penn?
« Reply #24 on: December 08, 2004, 01:31:01 PM »
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I hope this isn't too graphic:

I would submit the application and all required documents as quickly as is possible. (Before doing so, I would make sure that all of my statements and/or essays are written very well.)  I would not want to go to a school that would not accept me based on my own merits.

ARE you a 2L at Penn?
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Again with this "my own merits" darn...  I'm sure at some point in your life you've accepted and unfair advantage based on the color of your skin, gender, sex appeal, etc...  I believe the answer to your question can be found in this thread.

If you knew that giving a bribe of $50 would get you in... would you do that?

Just let it go.

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Re: Who would you sleep with to get into Penn?
« Reply #25 on: December 08, 2004, 01:31:41 PM »
DasNootz thinks perhaps the problem is with julie speaking in the third person...

julie no know what this mean.  please explain, in small words.

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Re: Who would you sleep with to get into Penn?
« Reply #26 on: December 08, 2004, 01:35:15 PM »
We can change the question up.  Would you be willing to cut off your pinky finger to get into Harvard?  Would you eat monkey scrotum to get into Yale?.. of course you'd have to wash it down with elephant man juice.

this up?  julie want know what down look like, then.

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Re: Who would you sleep with to get into Penn?
« Reply #27 on: December 08, 2004, 02:30:29 PM »
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You're actually not too far off... maybe you can get a job on the Psychic Friends' Network.  My interviews are done, my job is lined up, but I do have to finish these exams.  As an escape I like to come on here and give my words of wisdom, offer glimpses of the promise land, and get a self-serving chuckle or two.... It's kind of like kicking a homeless guyÖ Itís fun for me, and itís not like the homeless bumís opinion matters.
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Re: Who would you sleep with to get into Penn?
« Reply #28 on: December 08, 2004, 03:31:30 PM »
The shocker! 

hahaha.

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Re: Who would you sleep with to get into Penn?
« Reply #29 on: December 08, 2004, 05:27:50 PM »
The shocker! 

hahaha.

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