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Re: Who would you sleep with to get into Penn?
« Reply #10 on: December 07, 2004, 03:28:47 PM »
174

HTH


You're not even worth my time.

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Re: Who would you sleep with to get into Penn?
« Reply #11 on: December 07, 2004, 03:30:20 PM »
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Re: Who would you sleep with to get into Penn?
« Reply #12 on: December 07, 2004, 06:57:59 PM »
I'd make "Deuce Biggalo: Male Gigolo Part 2, UNCESNORED" to get into UPenn

Until you learn how to spell I don't think Penn will want you, no matter how much male private part you suck.

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Re: Who would you sleep with to get into Penn?
« Reply #13 on: December 07, 2004, 08:26:47 PM »
I donít normally make assumptions about people that I have never met, and I do apologize in advance but Iím going to venture a guess here:

Youíre a 2L law student at Penn and so Iím guessing youíre well aware of your class rank, youíve just finished interviews, and now somehow you need to finish these exams. Right about now itís becoming a harsh reality that if you donít place at the top of your class, your dream law job may be slipping away and you may be faced with the fear that your greatest accomplishment in life is getting into Penn Law, thatís itÖ
So what do you do to boost your ego to get you through these difficult times? You regress two years, visit a website filled with law-school-hopefuls who are genuinely worried about where they will attend law school in the coming year, and ask people who they would sleep with to be in your shoes.

Now I canít think of something more pathetic than that. 

I hope you feel better about yourself and good luck with your exams. Iím sorry I even wasted my time...

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Re: Who would you sleep with to get into Penn?
« Reply #14 on: December 07, 2004, 08:43:31 PM »
Ricki Lake   ;D
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Re: Who would you sleep with to get into Penn?
« Reply #15 on: December 07, 2004, 09:19:37 PM »
I donít normally make assumptions about people that I have never met, and I do apologize in advance but Iím going to venture a guess here:

No need to appologize.  Your post was dead on. 
I give it 177.
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Re: Who would you sleep with to get into Penn?
« Reply #16 on: December 07, 2004, 09:22:56 PM »
I would do nothing to be forced to live in the state of Pennslyvania.

Not that I don't think it's a great school!

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Re: Who would you sleep with to get into Penn?
« Reply #17 on: December 08, 2004, 03:13:14 AM »
julie think someone needs a hug!

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Re: Who would you sleep with to get into Penn?
« Reply #18 on: December 08, 2004, 03:58:00 AM »
From the safety of my L2 status I'm wondering what people would do to get to my position...

For the ladies:
Would you have sex with homeless bum? or let a football team run a train on you?  Choo Choo!

For the non dude loving dudes:
Would you sleep with Gilbert Grape's mother?


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Re: Who would you sleep with to get into Penn?
« Reply #19 on: December 08, 2004, 08:13:02 AM »
I donít normally make assumptions about people that I have never met, and I do apologize in advance but Iím going to venture a guess here:

Youíre a 2L law student at Penn and so Iím guessing youíre well aware of your class rank, youíve just finished interviews, and now somehow you need to finish these exams. Right about now itís becoming a harsh reality that if you donít place at the top of your class, your dream law job may be slipping away and you may be faced with the fear that your greatest accomplishment in life is getting into Penn Law, thatís itÖ
So what do you do to boost your ego to get you through these difficult times? You regress two years, visit a website filled with law-school-hopefuls who are genuinely worried about where they will attend law school in the coming year, and ask people who they would sleep with to be in your shoes.

Now I canít think of something more pathetic than that. 

I hope you feel better about yourself and good luck with your exams. Iím sorry I even wasted my time...


You're actually not too far off... maybe you can get a job on the Psychic Friends' Network.  My interviews are done, my job is lined up, but I do have to finish these exams.  As an escape I like to come on here and give my words of wisdom, offer glimpses of the promise land, and get a self-serving chuckle or two.... It's kind of like kicking a homeless guyÖ Itís fun for me, and itís not like the homeless bumís opinion matters.