You're not even worth my time.Consider this networking.ZAP
I'd make "Deuce Biggalo: Male Gigolo Part 2, UNCESNORED" to get into UPenn
I donít normally make assumptions about people that I have never met, and I do apologize in advance but Iím going to venture a guess here:
From the safety of my L2 status I'm wondering what people would do to get to my position...For the ladies:Would you have sex with homeless bum? or let a football team run a train on you? Choo Choo!For the non dude loving dudes:Would you sleep with Gilbert Grape's mother?
I donít normally make assumptions about people that I have never met, and I do apologize in advance but Iím going to venture a guess here: Youíre a 2L law student at Penn and so Iím guessing youíre well aware of your class rank, youíve just finished interviews, and now somehow you need to finish these exams. Right about now itís becoming a harsh reality that if you donít place at the top of your class, your dream law job may be slipping away and you may be faced with the fear that your greatest accomplishment in life is getting into Penn Law, thatís itÖSo what do you do to boost your ego to get you through these difficult times? You regress two years, visit a website filled with law-school-hopefuls who are genuinely worried about where they will attend law school in the coming year, and ask people who they would sleep with to be in your shoes. Now I canít think of something more pathetic than that. I hope you feel better about yourself and good luck with your exams. Iím sorry I even wasted my time...