Moderator DOWNY petition

[Shakespeare]

Thou art a worthless whore
Perhaps more in t'eyes of a fellow-mate
But when his seed reacheth
It's most convoluted end,
It takes the Julie Fern.
The defiler of Hymen's purest bed,
Lies Julie in the floor,
Wishing she weren't a whore.
But rather a semi-manish male.

[Julie Fern]

that not rhyme, will, and you a base plagiarist, but otherwise you ok.

[Shakespeare]

that not rhyme, will, and you a base plagiarist, but otherwise you ok.

With a most transparent head thou livest.  With but a slanderous tongue thou breaths.  But with death's bone in thy mouth, the miscreant receives its head.  Julie Fern, shame of LSD, whilst enduring overweening snide laughter, proves only thy lard sack of brain.

[Julie Fern]

something about puppy-dogs, man, something about puppy-dogs!

[Shakespeare]

something about puppy-dogs, man, something about puppy-dogs!

A decayed dotant and a pebble for a brain, an empty purse with but a shriveled pole, Julie Fern, son of whore, hides the hideousness that wrought her end.  The shame of society, a miscreant cursed since birth, the triple turnèd whore plays hangman with his balls.  And nails his most innocent, unfortunate puppy-dog.

[Julie Fern]

that nice try.  now do one about a kitty-cat, but not so depressing.  poems about kitties never should have word "hideous."  you should know that.

[DOWNY]

something about puppy-dogs, man, something about puppy-dogs!

A decayed dotant and a pebble for a brain, an empty purse with but a shriveled pole, Julie Fern, son of whore, hides the hideousness that wrought her end.  The shame of society, a miscreant cursed since birth, the triple turnèd whore plays hangman with his balls.  And nails his most innocent, unfortunate puppy-dog.

That...was....beautiful.

Brought a tear to my eye.

180.

[ndbisme]

This is some funny stuff.

[Goin Down South]

Posted by: King Judah I 
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[DowneySlayer]

this is very true, but you have to include this notation:

This is some funny stuff  ::spoken in corky-like retard voice while hand stuffed in front of pants::

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