I don't know who the #@!* you are, but you're obviously aware of me- hence I win by default.
Nonetheless, I note for the record that you are a worthless trailer-park loser-fucker feminine hygiene product who will never amount to anything in life. You are a worthless piece of sh*t and I laugh at your very existence. Die slow, fuckjob.
Now that the above issue has been settled, I will address the UMN questions.
1. The students are in the middle in terms of hottness. Not great, but not terrible. The school draws students from all over so there's a good mix.
2. It's cold as sh*t most of the time, and it rains a lot. However my experience is that most of the upper midwest/northeast is also like this. Winter hasn't hit yet so I can't comment on snow.
3. It's not overtly competitive, but the undercurrent is there. I'd imagine its like most comparably ranked schools- people try not to act competitive but you can tell it's there.