UofIengr- We "entered" the Auditorium (after a night of binging and trying to find willing coeds) while under major renovation (circa 1984/5), climbed scafolding until vertigo set in, exited with various "souvenirs" like a shop light and water cooler, and ran back to our ttt dorm (FAR). One of the three of us (not me) was caught and ratted out the other two. I got a call a week later from Uni cops, and had to face the head of student discipline named Richard Justice (no joke). He was a tall man with a huge gut and full beard.
The standard line was, "male private part justice before Justice dicks you." Wow, those were the days...