::feverishly trying to think of a corresponding slogan for the men of LSD::
I agree. This could turn into a male v. female war for the best slogan. We won't have to steal ours from a school though

hmmm....
"Law School: Helping Boring Men get Trophy Wives since 1817" ---I looked this up, Harvard was the first.
I know this sucks, not exactly "shirt worthy" but its the best I got right now...I'm sure someone will think of something much better soon...