Well he's had it in for me ever since I kinda ran over his dog... Well, replace the word "kinda" with "repeatedly" and the word "dog" with "son."
Get a sense of humor, Susan B. Anthony!
I'm going to cut a female dog. With a knife with a brown handle, natch.
Don't judge me. You've not had my life.
J, if you didn't bring enough penis for everyone, you shouldn't have brought any penis at all.
goalie is absolutely spot on.Here's a tip, though: your success in landing a PI job is directly correlated to how well you network. If you're in the loop, you'll hear about the jobs before everyone else, and you're also likely to get recommended ahead of others. This doesn't mean that you may not need the rest of what goalie outlined, but you may get away with a few things if you know the right people.