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blizzard of ozz

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Re: Your Number One Reason For Becoming A Lawyer
« Reply #40 on: March 24, 2004, 08:49:40 PM »
I despise humanity and want to inflict pain and pestilence upon them.

Dentistry school took too many years, so I decided Law was the next best thing.

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Re: Your Number One Reason For Becoming A Lawyer
« Reply #41 on: March 24, 2004, 11:57:47 PM »
I can't decide which one of these is the most essential...

To become an able commander of language.  While I think I could be an effective writer, I lack focus and an efficient voice.

To wear groovy-like duds.  Nice English-cut suits with Tony Llama Ostrich Boots (cuz I'm wierd) or, if I can get into JAG, an eagle on my cap and officer shineys on my shoulders.  Army Dress Blues for a JAG are sharp--the hatband and shoulder boards are blue with white trim. Even everyday Class Bs would be cool, I think.

To put some spit in my mouth.  While one side of my family is a pure procession of gifted Hungarian musicians, the other is a long line of Pittsburgh River Rustics, or, rednecks.  I grew up around the latter side, in corresponding situations.  I was raised by a single mother and have a knacking desire to do something officially substantial.  Since I went through undergrad with my head up my rear, I'm hoping this is the ticket.  It's pricey enough....

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Re: Your Number One Reason For Becoming A Lawyer
« Reply #42 on: March 25, 2004, 11:18:09 AM »
So the IRS would be your first employment choice?

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I despise humanity and want to inflict pain and pestilence upon them.

Dentistry school took too many years, so I decided Law was the next best thing.

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Re: Your Number One Reason For Becoming A Lawyer
« Reply #43 on: March 25, 2004, 04:08:20 PM »
I despise humanity and want to inflict pain and pestilence upon them.

Dentistry school took too many years, so I decided Law was the next best thing.

Co-sign!