So this is one of the worst in my arsenal of NYC transportation stories. You've been warned
Background info: I'm on a date. And he takes me to this club that I have never heard of before. We both kept on getting our second (and third) winds at different times, dragging the other along for just "15 more minutes". 15 more minutes turns into another hour. An hour turns into two. We basically close out this club. Then it dawns on us that we both have to work in the morning. LOL. So we hop on the train exhausted. The train is crowded for that time but we noticed one guy because he had these weird sideburns and was checking either me or my date or both of us out- just stared at us. My date assumed he was checking me out and did the guy thing and puts his arm around me gives me a smooch- as if to say "this is my woman" to ol boy. Whatev. After a while, I'm knocked out asleep after nagging my date to stay awake so we don't miss our stop. And of course he falls asleep.
So I'm sleeping and we're in for a very long ride, gotta hop a few trains and then it's 40 mins on the LIRR. Suddenly I'm awakened by the overwhelming feeling that I'm being watched. I assumed it was my date so I held his hand and then went back to sleep. But then I was awakened by this sort of sloshing noise and again this feeling of being watched. So I'm up now. We have slept through our stop and the only folks on the train are me, my date (who is still asleep rather soundly), and this plumber/construction worker looking dude- the same one with the weird sideburns. In my sleepy haze it takes me a minute to realize that dude is watching me and my date sleep. The mystery of the sloshing-like noise became all too clear as I realize that his jeans are unzipped & he's pleasuring himself. Dude does not stop even though I caught him. He's still looking our way and going like there was no tomorrow. Bruh was looking at me...then my date...and then me again in a sorta trance-like thing. I nudge my date and we go into the next car. Now I dunno if dude was checking me out, my date, the 2 of us, or he just wanted to get caught & found the possibility thrilling.
So my question is,A, does this go in the book?! LOL