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ITT we freestyle rap about the poster before us
« on: March 26, 2008, 07:40:21 PM »
i'll start

yo yo, it's goaliechica
and your future's lookin bleaka
reppin' the B-O-A-L-T, i mean berzerkley
raised on the streets so she tough like jerkey
her transcript's got more H than kate moss
nevermind the name, you'll be calling her boss

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Re: ITT we freestyle rap about the poster before us
« Reply #1 on: March 26, 2008, 08:31:06 PM »
Next up on the mic, it's this elroy cat
gotta rip it up bruins cuz his hoyas fell flat
larry ledgend in the house wonder when he's bringin that back
Probably never will man these name changes all wack
up working hard in dc its like LA on crack
but make the wrong turn and catch a heeaaaaart attack

Wallace Stevens: "BLAHHHH you and I are like the same person."

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Re: ITT we freestyle rap about the poster before us
« Reply #2 on: March 26, 2008, 09:12:56 PM »

simmer down and throw your *&^% up for BLAHHHH
thought he was a chick cuz of his rachel pic
but he got me on the burner and corrected a trick
papi gotta flow that's hot like panama
big pimpin it from sain' louis to arkansas
my boy flossin from socal to cackalacky y'all



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Re: ITT we freestyle rap about the poster before us
« Reply #3 on: March 26, 2008, 09:48:24 PM »
P to the A to the P-E-R cranes
my honey knows the forecast like Dallas Raines
she rep the frigid north, she got capital gains
cambodia, phuket, paper's bringing the game
bruise you with her rhymes, you got a case of paperPAINs,
now i ain't complaining but holy *&^% and golly
i'd give my left nut to hear a verse without a wally

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Re: ITT we freestyle rap about the poster before us
« Reply #4 on: March 27, 2008, 12:15:16 PM »
It's my girl paper cranes you know how this beat boy know?
she answer all the critics with rhymes and vicious flow
she standing on the corner slingin mags and coffee beans
legal on the streets like crack and sticky green
her looks are like a drug she got ya slurring your words
your lungs will be clean but your vision will still be blurred
shes spits it quicker than one of NASA's blazin' rockets
moves quicker than Pac, tryin' to pick up a 9 and cock it
yea this PC, she's a real humanitarian
settles the beef and serves you vegetarian.

um, what? haha.
Wallace Stevens: "BLAHHHH you and I are like the same person."

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Re: ITT we freestyle rap about the poster before us
« Reply #5 on: March 27, 2008, 12:56:48 PM »
Yo his name be Blah but his rhymes' mad tight,
Just check out his LSAT this mothafucka bright;
Ya'all fools think you pimp cuz you gonna work at Skadden,
Blah played all you suckas cuz he pimpin the McAdams!

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Re: ITT we freestyle rap about the poster before us
« Reply #6 on: March 27, 2008, 02:46:07 PM »
Straight killing it on the mic, his lyrics are bearly legal
Got his future in the bag, sporting threads like american eagle
Let this caged bear loose, skills long like a beagle
out the pen bending "bars," they call him Beanie Sigel
Cute in a robe, ladies loving this Hugh Heff
Even Holly Madison agrees, and this girl named Stef
so go be dumb and try to hunt down his tracks
catch a memo full of rhymes that even Skadden wouldn't fax.

Wallace Stevens: "BLAHHHH you and I are like the same person."

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Re: ITT we freestyle rap about the poster before us
« Reply #7 on: March 27, 2008, 05:36:10 PM »
What's all this noise about Paper-Cranes?
Bouncin' to da beat drivin' boys insane,
Wish she would hop an an air-o-plane,
Come to BU and I won't complain.
But she a hardcore chick, she don't need me,
She gonna end up goin' to USC,
Clownin' on yo boy, Emcee Bearly!

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Re: ITT we freestyle rap about the poster before us
« Reply #8 on: March 27, 2008, 05:52:50 PM »
proud to introduce my man bearlylegal
girlies line up like there's a sale at Fred Siegel
now careful on the chessboard, you about to get mated
by a stone cool russkie wit a heart that's gold plated
y'all strivers pay respect, he's already at BIGLAW
pulling all nighters, staying sweet as a bearclaw
here's a warning though, bears might love their hunny
but all brico wanna do is
take
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Re: ITT we freestyle rap about the poster before us
« Reply #9 on: March 27, 2008, 06:10:11 PM »
Yo reppin' west side is my main girl Brico,
Her beat so tight, and her rhymes so sicko.

Let me introduce you to Bricolage,
Body so fine you think it's a mirage,
All the boys love her, especially Wally,
Bears even dig her, just don't tell Holly.

She's goin' to cali, where they smoke that grass,
But don't you go thinkin' she be flunkin' class,
Cuz she'll pull out the neener, pop in some brass,
Betta run quick 'fo she smoke yo ass.

Yo reppin' west side is my main girl Brico,
Her beat so tight, and her rhymes so sicko.

If you aint down with Bricolage son,
You best be runnin' 'fo she clip you one.
Words in her mouth like trees in a forest,
I ain't know what Brico meant till I saw a thesaurus,
Hell ya son, it's time for the chorus:

Yo reppin' west side is my main girl Brico,
Her beat so tight, and her rhymes so sicko.