Amazing. Wonderful thread guys.
I’m going to go ahead and post my classified ad up here to help even things out.
SWM seeks SWF for romance. A little about me: not too short (5’4”), and I have a little extra around the middle (I call it the motor to my love jackhammer). I have close cropped red hair full of beautiful curls. I do my best to maintain those curls, so you’ll get to enjoy my gelled look. I have dozens of adorable freckles that seem to dance across my creamy cheeks. They are special because you can only see them when my tiny acne problem clears up. I would wear contacts, but they itch my eyes. You’ll get used to my glasses though; people tell me that they make my brown eyes really stand out. I don’t get in the gym much, but when I do you can expect to be impressed. My best mile time is just under 12 minutes. I try not to brag, but it is so much better than all of my friend’s times.
My SWF needs to want a real man. My curly locks travel the length of my body, and I do my best to have a little love puff stick out around my T-shirt collar.
So, if you’re looking for love, look no farther, ladies.