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Pwned by Federal Judge
« on: March 14, 2008, 02:14:35 PM »
Worlds funniest opinion

(stolen from JDU)

http://www.nationalreview.com/document/document073001.shtml

Scroll down to where the judge begins mocking the two lawyers inability to cite or research case law.

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Re: Pwned by Federal Judge
« Reply #1 on: March 14, 2008, 02:55:46 PM »
Worlds funniest opinion

(stolen from JDU)

http://www.nationalreview.com/document/document073001.shtml

Scroll down to where the judge begins mocking the two lawyers inability to cite or research case law.

That is priceless.  "But wait, folks.  There's more!"

I wonder if the judge got his clerk to write that one, or if he relished doing it himself.

Re: Pwned by Federal Judge
« Reply #2 on: March 14, 2008, 03:03:10 PM »
I think this is the judge who recently got charged with sexually harrassing one of his secretaries.

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Re: Pwned by Federal Judge
« Reply #3 on: March 14, 2008, 03:26:42 PM »
I think this is the judge who recently got charged with sexually harrassing one of his secretaries.

Yeah, you're right.  This guy's got a pretty interesting history of rulings and personal conduct.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samuel_B._Kent

Re: Pwned by Federal Judge
« Reply #4 on: March 15, 2008, 12:34:47 AM »
That was money.  Very nice.

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Re: Pwned by Federal Judge
« Reply #5 on: March 16, 2008, 10:07:55 AM »
This one is pretty good too: http://www.studentweb.law.ttu.edu/cochran/cochran/Business%20Torts/mattel.htm

(see especially the final line of the opinion)

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Re: Pwned by Federal Judge
« Reply #6 on: March 16, 2008, 10:28:12 AM »
This one is pretty good too: http://www.studentweb.law.ttu.edu/cochran/cochran/Business%20Torts/mattel.htm

(see especially the final line of the opinion)

"The parties are advised to chill."  Priceless!