I like jelly.
J, if you didn't bring enough penis for everyone, you shouldn't have brought any penis at all.
On a side note, in business if your client tells you about his intent to cheat or illegally exploit the other party of his contract, you as an attorney have to act upon that information. If your client is a criminal, however, you must keep everything confidential unless your silence will cause "imminent bodily harm". Now, which seems to be valued more in the system, money or lives?
Get a sense of humor, Susan B. Anthony!
I'm going to cut a female dog. With a knife with a brown handle, natch.
Don't judge me. You've not had my life.