EFC

[can i hit it in the morning without giving you half of my dough?]

can i hit it in the morning without giving you half of my dough?

yes

yes

[stricly bricly]

Your estimated Expected Family Contribution (EFC) is: 570

what the hell does this number mean?  someone.  tell me.  help me out.  go.

[stricly bricly]

there are some doors that weren't meant to ever be knocked on.

[Thistle]

Nah, I'll let you off the hook. It's Effective Family Contribution, the amount that will be deducted from the Cost of Admission before you're granted aid.

he's lying.

570 is the minimum combined IQ of all members of your family, not including rodent infestations and pets; in order for the federal government to consider you an acceptable risk for completing law school.

lower scores tend to drop out and become carnival barkers or sheepherders.

[jason_perrlx]

this the number that tells you that there is nothing to do in Texas but 1) go to sams club to purchase cartons of benson and hedges and 2) smoke your way through said cartons of benson and hedges