LSD and Mutual Ass-Kissing

[noell]

Yea! DOWNY likes me!

(Or perhaps he just forgot about me) 

[DOWNY]

Yea! DOWNY likes me!

(Or perhaps he just forgot about me) 

DOWNY's ok with you.

[M2]

Heheh, DOWNY loves everyone.

Well, except for Louder than Bombs, shrub and superiorlobe.

Words to live by...When will the Church of DOWNY come upon this forsaken world?

[DOWNY]

Church of DOWNY?

[swifty]

SWIFTY intimidates DOWNY.  SWIFTY has his own church with many devoted followers. 

[DOWNY]

SWIFTY intimidates DOWNY.  SWIFTY has his own church with many devoted followers. 

LSD is the Church of DOWNY and there are plenty followers here. Many people listen to Messiah DOWNY and do his bidding. Especially Zap. Zap knows he will never be as good as DOWNY, which is why he volunteers to clean DOWNY's bathroom and wash his car.

[swifty]

SWIFTY intimidates DOWNY.  SWIFTY has his own church with many devoted followers. 

LSD is the Church of DOWNY and there are plenty followers here. Many people listen to Messiah DOWNY and do his bidding. Especially Zap. Zap knows he will never be as good as DOWNY, which is why he volunteers to clean DOWNY's bathroom and wash his car.

SWIFTY has worshippers, and they pay SWIFTY tons of money for useless spiritual advice.  DOWNY sees no money from the Church of LSD. 

[desmo]

Swifty, sorry I'm late on this month's payment.  The check is in the mail.

[swifty]

Swifty, sorry I'm late on this month's payment.  The check is in the mail.

SWIFTY does not allow late payments.  My worshippers are too important to me, and they all pay on time.  If they didn't they wouldn't worship me, which means they are a dumbass.