Law School Discussion

Deciding Where to Go => Choosing the Right Law School => Topic started by: aquafinaisbetter on April 19, 2006, 12:28:16 PM

Title: Life sucks...
Post by: aquafinaisbetter on April 19, 2006, 12:28:16 PM
I got accepted to Harvard, Yale, Stanford, Columbia, NYU, Penn, Michigan, and University of Chicago.  I have full scholarship offers from all of them, but I can't decide which one to go to.  duuuhhhhhhhhh... i got a 3.9 in college and a 170+ on the LSAT but i am truly an idiot.  if the Law Schools actually read this post they would probably take away my admission.  oh man life sucks.
Title: Re: Life sucks...
Post by: Esq Now on April 19, 2006, 12:36:00 PM
Poor bast*rd.  How do you find the strength to face the world each day?
Title: Re: Life sucks...
Post by: aquafinaisbetter on April 19, 2006, 12:39:26 PM
Poor bast*rd.  How do you find the strength to face the world each day?

its hard not being able to make decisions and then complaining about how much I hate my life because it treats me so bad.  you have no idea.
Title: Re: Life sucks...
Post by: fmooy on April 19, 2006, 12:41:20 PM
You're full of sh!t man.
Title: Re: Life sucks...
Post by: aquafinaisbetter on April 19, 2006, 12:42:55 PM
You're full of sh!t man.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA HAHAHAHA
Title: Re: Life sucks...
Post by: aquafinaisbetter on April 19, 2006, 12:44:59 PM
I got accepted to Harvard, Yale, Stanford, Columbia, NYU, Penn, Michigan, and University of Chicago.  I have full scholarship offers from all of them, but I can't decide which one to go to.  duuuhhhhhhhhh... i got a 3.9 in college and a 170+ on the LSAT but i am truly an idiot.  if the Law Schools actually read this post they would probably take away my admission.  oh man life sucks.

i feel you man... i'm trying to decide between an offer from Yale (full ride, stipend, and a package of endless sex, drugs and happiness) and Stanford (they've offered to make me the beneficiary of all the school's profits, between now and ever).

i hate my life  :-[



HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.. your pain is my pain. 
Title: Re: Life sucks...
Post by: Steve.jd on April 19, 2006, 12:47:21 PM
I'm in a similar situation.  I just got a 95% merit scholarship from Harvard, the first merit scholarship ever.  Upon hearing this Yale decided to reverse my rejection (how dare they) and accept me with a full scholarship.  Harvard refuses to match that extra 5%.  I don't want to go to Yale because they have already offended me but Harvard is being pretty cheap.

My stats:

I have a 181 LSAT (yeah thats right LSAC was damn impressed by my performance) and a 4.33 GPA from CalTech dual majoring in nuclear and biomedical engineering.  I have also spent 3 years single-handedly fighting baby seal poachers and deworming orphans in the war torn areas of Africa.  I have also published 15 scholarly books.  My recommendations include John Roberts, Sam Alito, Souter, Stevens, and the Rehnquist (rest his soul).

Today, I was so disgusted with my cycle I could barely stand to get up...
Title: Re: Life sucks...
Post by: aquafinaisbetter on April 19, 2006, 12:49:20 PM
I'm in a similar situation.  I just got a 95% merit scholarship from Harvard, the first merit scholarship ever.  Upon hearing this Yale decided to reverse my rejection (how dare they) and accept me with a full scholarship.  Harvard refuses to match that extra 5%.  I don't want to go to Yale because they have already offended me but Harvard is being pretty cheap.

My stats:

I have a 181 LSAT (yeah thats right LSAC was damn impressed by my performance) and a 4.33 GPA from CalTech dual majoring in nuclear and biomedical engineering.  I have also spent 3 years single-handedly fighting baby seal poachers and deworming orphans in the war torn areas of Africa.  I have also published 15 scholarly books.  My recommendations include John Roberts, Sam Alito, Souter, Stevens, and the Rehnquist (rest his soul).

Today, I was so disgusted with my cycle I could barely stand to get up...

if i were you i would just end it right now.... .you are nothing but a dissapointment. 
Title: Re: Life sucks...
Post by: Steve.jd on April 19, 2006, 12:50:26 PM
I'm in a similar situation.  I just got a 95% merit scholarship from Harvard, the first merit scholarship ever.  Upon hearing this Yale decided to reverse my rejection (how dare they) and accept me with a full scholarship.  Harvard refuses to match that extra 5%.  I don't want to go to Yale because they have already offended me but Harvard is being pretty cheap.

My stats:

I have a 181 LSAT (yeah thats right LSAC was damn impressed by my performance) and a 4.33 GPA from CalTech dual majoring in nuclear and biomedical engineering.  I have also spent 3 years single-handedly fighting baby seal poachers and deworming orphans in the war torn areas of Africa.  I have also published 15 scholarly books.  My recommendations include John Roberts, Sam Alito, Souter, Stevens, and the Rehnquist (rest his soul).

Today, I was so disgusted with my cycle I could barely stand to get up...

if i were you i would just end it right now.... .you are nothing but a dissapointment. 

I have a bottle of pills at the ready

OH WOOOOOAHHHH IS MMEEEEEEE

WHAT A HORRRIBBBLLLEE LIFE THIS IS
Title: Re: Life sucks...
Post by: trogdor on April 19, 2006, 12:57:08 PM
I just got a 95% merit scholarship from Harvard, the first merit scholarship ever. 

they only gave you that because i turned it down.  how does it feel to be offered sloppy seconds?
Title: Re: Life sucks...
Post by: Steve.jd on April 19, 2006, 12:57:58 PM
I just got a 95% merit scholarship from Harvard, the first merit scholarship ever. 

they only gave you that because i turned it down.  how does it feel to be offered sloppy seconds?

And you aren't even in at Yale, I truly am worthless

KILL SELF

XOXOXOXOXOOXOXOXOXOOXOXOXOXOX OXOXOOXOHTH
Title: Re: Life sucks...
Post by: shae on April 19, 2006, 01:03:04 PM
 :D
Title: Re: Life sucks...
Post by: orky13 on April 19, 2006, 01:03:50 PM
This post seriously made my day. I want to thank you all.

And I am in a similar situation, and I had decided to attend Harvard because they sprang for a little 3 bedroom condo so I'll have plenty of room to study. It's the little things. But I just realized that I'll have to walk up the stairs so I'm thinking Stanford now because they did offer a Vespa.
Title: Re: Life sucks...
Post by: Steve.jd on April 19, 2006, 01:05:56 PM
This post seriously made my day. I want to thank you all.

And I am in a similar situation, and I had decided to attend Harvard because they sprang for a little 3 bedroom condo so I'll have plenty of room to study. It's the little things. But I just realized that I'll have to walk up the stairs so I'm thinking Stanford now because they did offer a Vespa.

3 bedrooms?  You got jipped.. they are offering me the president's mansion while I am there.
Title: Re: Life sucks...
Post by: trogdor on April 19, 2006, 01:06:52 PM
And I am in a similar situation, and I had decided to attend Harvard because they sprang for a little 3 bedroom condo so I'll have plenty of room to study. It's the little things. But I just realized that I'll have to walk up the stairs so I'm thinking Stanford now because they did offer a Vespa.

those bitches... i even asked them about the 3 bedroom so that i would have a room to store all my trophies and awards.  they told me two was the max... good thing i turned them down!
Title: Re: Life sucks...
Post by: orky13 on April 19, 2006, 01:30:18 PM
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3 bedrooms?  You got jipped.. they are offering me the president's mansion while I am there.

Yeah, but is the president sharing it with you? Cause if so, ew!

I, on the other hand, drove a hard bargain and got a cabana boy with the condo. I mean, it's only reasonable. I haven't told my boyfriend yet about that part...

WHY ME!
Title: Re: Life sucks...
Post by: aquafinaisbetter on April 19, 2006, 02:01:01 PM
why does life have to be so hard on us.  i mean, we didn't ask for this!!!!  i cant bear it. 
Title: Re: Life sucks...
Post by: trogdor on April 19, 2006, 02:03:19 PM
why does life have to be so hard on us.  i mean, we didn't ask for this!!!!  i cant bear it. 

no joke... maybe i'll just take my trust fund and buy my own private island. 
Title: Re: Life sucks...
Post by: aquafinaisbetter on April 19, 2006, 02:04:37 PM
why does life have to be so hard on us.  i mean, we didn't ask for this!!!!  i cant bear it. 

no joke... maybe i'll just take my trust fund and buy my own private island. 

or maybe one of the law schools will buy it for you just so that you won't go to their rival....its the least they can do after putting you in this position
Title: Re: Life sucks...
Post by: aerynn on April 19, 2006, 02:10:59 PM
You mean they are making you dip into the trust fund to have an island?  Yale offered to fly their professors to my island for a distance learning thing, but then Harvard said they would go ahead and airlift my whole section, so I can have a study group.

Which do I pick?  The choices are making me just sick!  The house staff can barely stand to hear me cry myself to sleep at night.  I had to give the maid a raise just so she wouldn't quit.  Why can't that be included in the fee waiver?   :'(
Title: Re: Life sucks...
Post by: BTK on April 19, 2006, 02:16:52 PM
I hear you.  I wake in the moring ask ask myslef, is life worth living or should I blast myself?
Title: Re: Life sucks...
Post by: trogdor on April 19, 2006, 02:17:07 PM
they offered to give me my own private jet to commute back and forth when i'm needed at main campus to speak with o'connor, who has promised to be my personal advisor if i go, but they say they won't spring for the island. 

i've started having nightmares about it and i rarely get more than 2 hours of sleep a night anymore.  i wake up crying in my 1200 count sheets, and no one's there to comfort me except toby stock. 
Title: Re: Life sucks...
Post by: scottyd1982 on April 19, 2006, 02:18:13 PM
Too funny. Some peoples' perspectives on this is so skewed they can't even locate their a-hole.
Title: Re: Life sucks...
Post by: BTK on April 19, 2006, 02:22:28 PM
I hear you.  I wake in the moring ask ask myslef, is life worth living or should I blast myself?

I wake up in the morning and I ask myself, is life worth living or should I blast myself?
Title: Re: Life sucks...
Post by: aerynn on April 19, 2006, 02:23:38 PM
have you guys considered giving your lives to Jesus Christ?


Jesus offered you a scholarship!?!
Title: Re: Life sucks...
Post by: trogdor on April 19, 2006, 02:26:00 PM
me too!  but he told me to demand more money. 
Title: Re: Life sucks...
Post by: aerynn on April 19, 2006, 02:28:43 PM
I heard you can get a stipend from Him, but it is only renewable if you get a certain GPA and the curve is really bad.
Title: Re: Life sucks...
Post by: lovelovelovenyc on April 19, 2006, 02:33:10 PM
have you guys considered giving your lives to Jesus Christ?

Through Jesus, you will find true happiness.

Does Jesus offer unlimited sex and drugs? Would you even want it from him?

Give me a religion where someone like Angelina Jolie is the savior.

She's no match for Jesus!


Coming from a guy with a robot looking at porn as his avatar!   ;)  ;D ;D
Title: Re: Life sucks...
Post by: cyberrev on April 19, 2006, 02:37:40 PM
have you guys considered giving your lives to Jesus Christ?

Through Jesus, you will find true happiness.

Does Jesus offer unlimited sex and drugs? Would you even want it from him?

Give me a religion where someone like Angelina Jolie is the savior.



ewwww.  she french kissed her brother
Title: Re: Life sucks...
Post by: Manwithaplan on April 19, 2006, 02:39:03 PM
this about sums it up:

I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row.

I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing, I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru.

Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I play bluegrass cello, I was scouted by the Mets, I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When I'm bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hang gliding. On Wednesdays, after school, I repair electrical appliances free of charge.

I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. I don't perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller number nine and have won the weekend passes. Last summer I toured New Jersey with a traveling centrifugal-force demonstration. I bat .400. My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles. Children trust me.

I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read Paradise Lost, Moby male private part, and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I have performed several covert operations for the CIA. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. While on vacation in Canada, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to me.

I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are all paid. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary four course meals using only a mouli and a toaster oven. I breed prizewinning clams. I have won bullfights in San Juan, cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees at the Kremlin. I have played Hamlet, I have performed open-heart surgery, and I have spoken with Elvis.

But I have not yet gone to law school.


Title: Re: Life sucks...
Post by: Steve.jd on April 19, 2006, 02:40:25 PM
Quote
3 bedrooms?  You got jipped.. they are offering me the president's mansion while I am there.

Yeah, but is the president sharing it with you? Cause if so, ew!

I, on the other hand, drove a hard bargain and got a cabana boy with the condo. I mean, it's only reasonable. I haven't told my boyfriend yet about that part...

WHY ME!

Oh no, hes moving into the nearest Motel 6 to make room  ;D

Also, upon reading this thread I called HLS, and they upped the ante to including a harem of 10 supermodels of my choice to live with and entertain me while I am there  ;)
Title: Re: Life sucks...
Post by: krumanadi on April 19, 2006, 02:46:17 PM
I'm in a similar situation.  I just got a 95% merit scholarship from Harvard, the first merit scholarship ever.  Upon hearing this Yale decided to reverse my rejection (how dare they) and accept me with a full scholarship.  Harvard refuses to match that extra 5%.  I don't want to go to Yale because they have already offended me but Harvard is being pretty cheap.

My stats:

I have a 181 LSAT (yeah thats right LSAC was damn impressed by my performance) and a 4.33 GPA from CalTech dual majoring in nuclear and biomedical engineering.  I have also spent 3 years single-handedly fighting baby seal poachers and deworming orphans in the war torn areas of Africa.  I have also published 15 scholarly books.  My recommendations include John Roberts, Sam Alito, Souter, Stevens, and the Rehnquist (rest his soul).

Today, I was so disgusted with my cycle I could barely stand to get up...

So why did Yale refuse you in the first place?? ;)
Title: Re: Life sucks...
Post by: aerynn on April 19, 2006, 03:16:41 PM
http://urbanlegends.about.com/library/blbyol3.htm (http://urbanlegends.about.com/library/blbyol3.htm)
Title: Re: Life sucks...
Post by: Steve.jd on April 19, 2006, 03:16:58 PM
I'm in a similar situation.  I just got a 95% merit scholarship from Harvard, the first merit scholarship ever.  Upon hearing this Yale decided to reverse my rejection (how dare they) and accept me with a full scholarship.  Harvard refuses to match that extra 5%.  I don't want to go to Yale because they have already offended me but Harvard is being pretty cheap.

My stats:

I have a 181 LSAT (yeah thats right LSAC was damn impressed by my performance) and a 4.33 GPA from CalTech dual majoring in nuclear and biomedical engineering.  I have also spent 3 years single-handedly fighting baby seal poachers and deworming orphans in the war torn areas of Africa.  I have also published 15 scholarly books.  My recommendations include John Roberts, Sam Alito, Souter, Stevens, and the Rehnquist (rest his soul).

Today, I was so disgusted with my cycle I could barely stand to get up...

So why did Yale refuse you in the first place?? ;)

YP - they couldn't offer me the president's mansion, they are poors I guess  ;)
Title: Re: Life sucks...
Post by: krumanadi on April 19, 2006, 03:22:08 PM
I'm in a similar situation.  I just got a 95% merit scholarship from Harvard, the first merit scholarship ever.  Upon hearing this Yale decided to reverse my rejection (how dare they) and accept me with a full scholarship.  Harvard refuses to match that extra 5%.  I don't want to go to Yale because they have already offended me but Harvard is being pretty cheap.

My stats:

I have a 181 LSAT (yeah thats right LSAC was damn impressed by my performance) and a 4.33 GPA from CalTech dual majoring in nuclear and biomedical engineering.  I have also spent 3 years single-handedly fighting baby seal poachers and deworming orphans in the war torn areas of Africa.  I have also published 15 scholarly books.  My recommendations include John Roberts, Sam Alito, Souter, Stevens, and the Rehnquist (rest his soul).

Today, I was so disgusted with my cycle I could barely stand to get up...

So why did Yale refuse you in the first place?? ;)

YP - they couldn't offer me the president's mansion, they are poors I guess  ;)

Gotta hate those poors alright... ;D
Title: Re: Life sucks...
Post by: Ever on April 19, 2006, 03:30:19 PM
This thread makes baby Jesus cry.
Title: Re: Life sucks...
Post by: Steve.jd on April 19, 2006, 03:31:26 PM

what does "poor" mean?   ???

The school has low funding

You know Yale could not afford to woo a star applicant such as myself
Title: Re: Life sucks...
Post by: Steve.jd on April 19, 2006, 03:32:59 PM

what does "poor" mean?   ???

The school has low funding

You know Yale could not afford to woo a star applicant such as myself

I dont get it, though....  why dont they just PAY for it?  It makes no sense.

pay for what?
Title: Re: Life sucks...
Post by: Steve.jd on April 19, 2006, 03:39:15 PM

what does "poor" mean?   ???

The school has low funding

You know Yale could not afford to woo a star applicant such as myself

I dont get it, though....  why dont they just PAY for it?  It makes no sense.

pay for what?

whatever it takes to woo an applicant...




coz they are poors!

We are going in circles!
Title: Re: Life sucks...
Post by: Steve.jd on April 19, 2006, 03:40:49 PM

what does "poor" mean?   ???

The school has low funding

You know Yale could not afford to woo a star applicant such as myself

I dont get it, though....  why dont they just PAY for it?  It makes no sense.

pay for what?

whatever it takes to woo an applicant...




coz they are poors!

We are going in circles!


What does "poor" mean?

lack of funding
Title: Re: Life sucks...
Post by: aerynn on April 19, 2006, 03:43:05 PM
Mummy says it is important to help the poors.  Maybe we should have our Daddies send Yale the money to buy a new mansion?

I did that once to help a woman who was the poors and working as a dancer at a resort in the Poconos that my family visited each summer.  Daddy wrote a check so she could have an illegal abortion, while I learned her dance routine to take her place in a major performance.  I fell in love with her partner, though, and in the end Daddy found out about it all.  He still helped her out, but we weren't speaking for a while.  I grew up so much that summer!

Title: Re: Life sucks...
Post by: natsirt on April 19, 2006, 03:56:22 PM
this about sums it up:

I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row.

I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing, I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru.

Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I play bluegrass cello, I was scouted by the Mets, I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When I'm bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hang gliding. On Wednesdays, after school, I repair electrical appliances free of charge.

I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. I don't perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller number nine and have won the weekend passes. Last summer I toured New Jersey with a traveling centrifugal-force demonstration. I bat .400. My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles. Children trust me.

I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read Paradise Lost, Moby male private part, and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I have performed several covert operations for the CIA. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. While on vacation in Canada, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to me.

I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are all paid. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary four course meals using only a mouli and a toaster oven. I breed prizewinning clams. I have won bullfights in San Juan, cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees at the Kremlin. I have played Hamlet, I have performed open-heart surgery, and I have spoken with Elvis.

But I have not yet gone to law school.


MacGyver? 
Title: Re: Life sucks...
Post by: Ron Shivenstein on April 19, 2006, 03:59:04 PM
You are all GREEN!

-SHIVENSTEIN
Title: Re: Life sucks...
Post by: Mr. Pink on April 19, 2006, 04:37:13 PM
this about sums it up:

I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row.

I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing, I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru.

Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I play bluegrass cello, I was scouted by the Mets, I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When I'm bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hang gliding. On Wednesdays, after school, I repair electrical appliances free of charge.

I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. I don't perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller number nine and have won the weekend passes. Last summer I toured New Jersey with a traveling centrifugal-force demonstration. I bat .400. My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles. Children trust me.

I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read Paradise Lost, Moby male private part, and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I have performed several covert operations for the CIA. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. While on vacation in Canada, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to me.

I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are all paid. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary four course meals using only a mouli and a toaster oven. I breed prizewinning clams. I have won bullfights in San Juan, cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees at the Kremlin. I have played Hamlet, I have performed open-heart surgery, and I have spoken with Elvis.

But I have not yet gone to law school.

Seems like your still a high school student and havent even gone to College yet, much less Law School ;).
Title: Re: Life sucks...
Post by: Steve.jd on April 19, 2006, 04:37:41 PM
You are all GREEN!

-SHIVENSTEIN

Of you?  I have a mansion at Harvard with supermodels what do you have???
Title: Re: Life sucks...
Post by: Ron Shivenstein on April 19, 2006, 04:43:41 PM
You are all GREEN!

-SHIVENSTEIN

Of you?  I have a mansion at Harvard with supermodels what do you have???

Thane, take care of this guy for me. Seriously, you couldn't touch my stats with Jeffcoat's long nose.

-SHIVENSTEIN
Title: Re: Life sucks...
Post by: Steve.jd on April 19, 2006, 04:44:32 PM
You are all GREEN!

-SHIVENSTEIN

Of you?  I have a mansion at Harvard with supermodels what do you have???

Thane, take care of this guy for me. Seriously, you couldn't touch my stats with Jeffcoat's long nose.

-SHIVENSTEIN

I have a 4.33/181 - the best stats EVER
Title: Re: Life sucks...
Post by: Manwithaplan on April 19, 2006, 05:52:52 PM
this about sums it up:

I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row.

I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing, I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru.

Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I play bluegrass cello, I was scouted by the Mets, I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When I'm bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hang gliding. On Wednesdays, after school, I repair electrical appliances free of charge.

I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. I don't perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller number nine and have won the weekend passes. Last summer I toured New Jersey with a traveling centrifugal-force demonstration. I bat .400. My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles. Children trust me.

I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read Paradise Lost, Moby male private part, and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I have performed several covert operations for the CIA. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. While on vacation in Canada, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to me.

I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are all paid. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary four course meals using only a mouli and a toaster oven. I breed prizewinning clams. I have won bullfights in San Juan, cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees at the Kremlin. I have played Hamlet, I have performed open-heart surgery, and I have spoken with Elvis.

But I have not yet gone to law school.

Seems like your still a high school student and havent even gone to College yet, much less Law School ;).

very good sir :)
Title: Re: Life sucks...
Post by: cyberrev on April 19, 2006, 07:04:44 PM
hooray for angelina's boobies


(http://www.algorithm.com.au/albums/backgrounds/tomb_raider_1024x768.sized.jpg)


that isnt even her body.  a friend of mine in the music scene in la said that her butt is so flat she had to wear special pants
Title: Re: Life sucks...
Post by: orky13 on April 19, 2006, 07:06:02 PM
I am sorry, I just can't stand her.

I mean, I even like Paris Hilton better. And she is an insult to, well, sentient beings.
Title: Re: Life sucks...
Post by: orky13 on April 19, 2006, 07:12:34 PM
Paris Hilton is open about what she is. I value that honestly.

Angelina always wears black. That's what the bad guys wear.
Title: Re: Life sucks...
Post by: orky13 on April 19, 2006, 07:19:33 PM
Gross.

Mostly I am just mad she is a homewrecker.
Title: Re: Life sucks...
Post by: Steve.jd on April 19, 2006, 07:38:00 PM
I feel like it's not fair to blame her for being a homewrecker, even if it were true that Brangelina cause the Brad and Jen split--hello, Mr Pitt's fault? 

And TomKat scares me.  I mean, I honestly think Tom Cruise is the scariest person alive.

Tom Cruise come out of the closet!!
Title: Re: Life sucks...
Post by: orky13 on April 19, 2006, 08:10:24 PM
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not a fan of Brangelina?  What about Bennifer?  Or TomKat?  

That would be completely fair to say, though I don't mind Bennifer so much.

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I feel like it's not fair to blame her for being a homewrecker, even if it were true that Brangelina cause the Brad and Jen split--hello, Mr Pitt's fault?

I feel entirely comfortable blaming Brad and Angelina both. I have no reservations about it.

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Tom Cruise come out of the closet!!

Or rather, lock yourself in it and don't come out again you jumpy tiny little man! (I can say that, I am 5'11")
Title: Re: Life sucks...
Post by: orky13 on April 19, 2006, 08:15:57 PM
hahaa but I bet you are a guy!
Title: Re: Life sucks...
Post by: orky13 on April 19, 2006, 08:19:03 PM
And I am not... so you are, what, about 4 inches taller than average? Well see I am about 5 or 6! So relatively speaking, you are shorter than me.

At least you are taller than Tom Cruise. But then again, so am I :)

I think our IQ's are taller than his too.
Title: Re: Life sucks...
Post by: krumanadi on April 20, 2006, 05:04:12 AM

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Tom Cruise come out of the closet!!

Or rather, lock yourself in it and don't come out again you jumpy tiny little man! (I can say that, I am 5'11")

I'm 6'1.


TWOINCHESTALLERPWNED!!!1!1!!

hahahahahhaha
Title: Re: Life sucks...
Post by: trogdor on April 20, 2006, 06:34:36 AM
Mummy says it is important to help the poors.  Maybe we should have our Daddies send Yale the money to buy a new mansion?

I did that once to help a woman who was the poors and working as a dancer at a resort in the Poconos that my family visited each summer.  Daddy wrote a check so she could have an illegal abortion, while I learned her dance routine to take her place in a major performance.  I fell in love with her partner, though, and in the end Daddy found out about it all.  He still helped her out, but we weren't speaking for a while.  I grew up so much that summer!



 :D :D :D

best thread ever!
Title: Re: Life sucks...
Post by: TopGunna on April 20, 2006, 07:21:42 AM
hooray for angelina's boobies


(http://www.algorithm.com.au/albums/backgrounds/tomb_raider_1024x768.sized.jpg)


that isnt even her body.  a friend of mine in the music scene in la said that her butt is so flat she had to wear special pants

I have full faith in Angelina's body, which has been verified in many films. Although, Jessica Alba would be a very good savior as well. She's in too. Twice the salvation for everybody!

Paris Hilton can play the role of Satan.

I would give up a full ride to any T14 with scholarship to kiss Angelina's flat ass!  I might give up a $1000 scholarship and Cooley admittance to have sex with Paris.

Boo-Yah!
Title: Re: Life sucks...
Post by: cyberrev on April 20, 2006, 07:22:54 AM
ugh.  i'd boink paris and her sister first
Title: Re: Life sucks...
Post by: krumanadi on April 20, 2006, 07:27:08 AM
ugh.  i'd boink paris and her sister first

The sister yeah, Paris not so much..
Title: Re: Life sucks...
Post by: krumanadi on April 20, 2006, 07:28:42 AM
I dunno.... give up $1000 to get crabs....?

Crabs are the least of the worries.  You can catch that GhonnaHerpaSyphaAids if you're not careful.  ;)
Title: Re: Life sucks...
Post by: scottyd1982 on April 20, 2006, 07:45:27 AM
ugh.  i'd boink paris and her sister first

Did you just say you'd "boink" her?

"I had sex last night...with a girl! BOO-YAH!"
Title: Re: Life sucks...
Post by: TopGunna on April 20, 2006, 07:51:05 AM
ugh.  i'd boink paris and her sister first

Did you just say you'd "boink" her?

"I had sex last night...with a girl! BOO-YAH!"

HEY!!!  I'm suing you over the use of "BOO-YAH!"  Intellectual Property female dog!
Title: Re: Life sucks...
Post by: aquafinaisbetter on April 20, 2006, 06:32:57 PM
have you guys considered giving your lives to Jesus Christ?

Through Jesus, you will find true happiness.

Does Jesus offer unlimited sex and drugs? Would you even want it from him?

Give me a religion where someone like Angelina Jolie is the savior.



ewwww.  she french kissed her brother

and she french kissed a horse
Title: Re: Life sucks...
Post by: cyberrev on April 20, 2006, 07:40:06 PM
have you guys considered giving your lives to Jesus Christ?

Through Jesus, you will find true happiness.

Does Jesus offer unlimited sex and drugs? Would you even want it from him?

Give me a religion where someone like Angelina Jolie is the savior.



ewwww.  she french kissed her brother

and she french kissed a horse

she french kissed herself??


horse.  not whores
Title: Re: Life sucks...
Post by: scottyd1982 on April 20, 2006, 07:42:25 PM
Dude, I've got to say, that Burger King avatar is freakin' scary. In fact, those commercials made me hate Burger King. I was afraid I'd purchase a Whopper value meal, go home, go to sleep, and the B.K. would come and knife me.

Then turn me into a Meat'normous Sandwich that he'd subsequently offer to a lumberjack.
Title: Re: Life sucks...
Post by: ivywhore on April 20, 2006, 08:23:31 PM
I got accepted to Harvard, Yale, Stanford, Columbia, NYU, Penn, Michigan, and University of Chicago.  I have full scholarship offers from all of them, but I can't decide which one to go to.  duuuhhhhhhhhh... i got a 3.9 in college and a 170+ on the LSAT but i am truly an idiot.  if the Law Schools actually read this post they would probably take away my admission.  oh man life sucks.

You stupid goddamned motherfucking cocksucking shitfaced whore-assed pessimistic smelly ugly conceited arrogant (did I mention motherfucking?) racist elitist obsessive-compulsive indecisive psychotic overachieveing vegan-eating warmongering Republican anti-immigrant armpit-shaving queer-hating crossdressing fat shallow boring anemic diabetic libertarian leftist gambling isolationist nerd. Have you been reading the posts on this board? You think YOUR life sucks?

PS: Go to Harvard and good luck next year:-)
Title: Re: Life sucks...
Post by: krumanadi on April 21, 2006, 07:32:59 AM
I got accepted to Harvard, Yale, Stanford, Columbia, NYU, Penn, Michigan, and University of Chicago.  I have full scholarship offers from all of them, but I can't decide which one to go to.  duuuhhhhhhhhh... i got a 3.9 in college and a 170+ on the LSAT but i am truly an idiot.  if the Law Schools actually read this post they would probably take away my admission.  oh man life sucks.

You stupid goddamned motherfucking cocksucking shitfaced whore-assed pessimistic smelly ugly conceited arrogant (did I mention motherfucking?) racist elitist obsessive-compulsive indecisive psychotic overachieveing vegan-eating warmongering Republican anti-immigrant armpit-shaving queer-hating crossdressing fat shallow boring anemic diabetic libertarian leftist gambling isolationist nerd. Have you been reading the posts on this board? You think YOUR life sucks?

PS: Go to Harvard and good luck next year:-)

How did none of that get censored, but when I say d0uche it gets changed.  ;)
Title: Re: Life sucks...
Post by: katedennis on April 21, 2006, 07:37:25 AM
I got accepted to Harvard, Yale, Stanford, Columbia, NYU, Penn, Michigan, and University of Chicago.  I have full scholarship offers from all of them, but I can't decide which one to go to.  duuuhhhhhhhhh... i got a 3.9 in college and a 170+ on the LSAT but i am truly an idiot.  if the Law Schools actually read this post they would probably take away my admission.  oh man life sucks.

You stupid goddamned motherfucking cocksucking shitfaced whore-assed pessimistic smelly ugly conceited arrogant (did I mention motherfucking?) racist elitist obsessive-compulsive indecisive psychotic overachieveing vegan-eating warmongering Republican anti-immigrant armpit-shaving queer-hating crossdressing fat shallow boring anemic diabetic libertarian leftist gambling isolationist nerd. Have you been reading the posts on this board? You think YOUR life sucks?

PS: Go to Harvard and good luck next year:-)

The best part of this whole post is that a) Repuiblican is used as a terrible insult and b) Republican is correctly capitalized.

hahahaha...
Title: Re: Life sucks...
Post by: Barney on April 21, 2006, 11:59:05 AM
I got accepted to Harvard, Yale, Stanford, Columbia, NYU, Penn, Michigan, and University of Chicago.  I have full scholarship offers from all of them, but I can't decide which one to go to.  duuuhhhhhhhhh... i got a 3.9 in college and a 170+ on the LSAT but i am truly an idiot.  if the Law Schools actually read this post they would probably take away my admission.  oh man life sucks.

You stupid goddamned motherfucking cocksucking shitfaced whore-assed pessimistic smelly ugly conceited arrogant (did I mention motherfucking?) racist elitist obsessive-compulsive indecisive psychotic overachieveing vegan-eating warmongering Republican anti-immigrant armpit-shaving queer-hating crossdressing fat shallow boring anemic diabetic libertarian leftist gambling isolationist nerd. Have you been reading the posts on this board? You think YOUR life sucks?

PS: Go to Harvard and good luck next year:-)

How did none of that get censored, but when I say d0uche it gets changed.  ;)

I was thinking the exact same thing.  Here I'm stuck writing "female Dog" and this guy pulls off motherfucking.  It ain't right.
Title: Re: Life sucks...
Post by: cyberrev on April 21, 2006, 12:13:07 PM
turn off your censor, lucky charmer
Title: Re: Life sucks...
Post by: Barney on April 21, 2006, 12:52:00 PM
You can turn it off?  Seriously?
Title: Re: Life sucks...
Post by: Dunson II on April 21, 2006, 12:52:43 PM
You can turn it off?  Seriously?

Yeah go to profile, look and layout prefs.
Title: Re: Life sucks...
Post by: dodo97 on April 21, 2006, 08:27:54 PM
Dude, I've got to say, that Burger King avatar is freakin' scary. In fact, those commercials made me hate Burger King. I was afraid I'd purchase a Whopper value meal, go home, go to sleep, and the B.K. would come and knife me.

Then turn me into a Meat'normous Sandwich that he'd subsequently offer to a lumberjack.

You need to respect the King!!