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Black Law Students / Re: The White Guilt Thread
« on: June 23, 2005, 10:07:40 PM »
Okay, this was a funny thread... :D

elegant, good call on the 40 acres and the mule.  They can keep the mule, but if white folks give me 40 acres anywhere near DC, we're cool for life!
BP, do I not get any credit for the funnies. Come on I ripped myself to pieces, even made myself cry.  I'm darn near suicidal now.


You are not as funny as I am swordfish. Don't try to use my style. I am the only funny guy on this board with a true twisted internet persona >:(  Intimate nights by yourself? You have a small gold member? Very sophomoric comedy indeed. I am the only one that knows how to use sarcastic self-deprecating humor with efficiency. Please review the "ask hbcu" thread to get a taste of my true Rodney Dangerfield like comedic genius. I've watched enough ben stiller movies to know how to play the role of a romantic loser. There is something sexy and endearing about it. How do you think I got blk_reign? Hell, you don't even have a catch phrase. Keep a smile in your heart....


Well that's just cold blooded to stomp a man while he's down.

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Studying for the LSAT / Re: Will people be honest about their scores?
« on: June 23, 2005, 10:05:33 PM »
Damn, I just wish I could get my cancelled score. I know it was very bad....but damn I wish I could just know. I have been watching all of this on pins and needles, knowing I will be doing this in October.


Oh and BTW good luck and congrats in advance...I bet you folks blow them away!!!!!

If you cancel your test and know somebody that took it, you can grade your test when the scores come out.  You will receive your answers and the questions, but you'll have to grade it yourself.

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Black Law Students / Re: The White Guilt Thread
« on: June 23, 2005, 07:29:57 PM »
Okay, this was a funny thread... :D

elegant, good call on the 40 acres and the mule.  They can keep the mule, but if white folks give me 40 acres anywhere near DC, we're cool for life!
BP, do I not get any credit for the funnies. Come on I ripped myself to pieces, even made myself cry.  I'm darn near suicidal now.

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Black Law Students / Re: The White Guilt Thread
« on: June 23, 2005, 06:04:10 PM »
Well elegantpearl, I've gone and got myself depressed.  Now I'm going to go cry myself to sleep.  Later

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Black Law Students / Re: The White Guilt Thread
« on: June 23, 2005, 06:02:22 PM »
Can we please get back on subject, which is me.  Appalachian white Irish, with a small penis.  Absolutely nobody has had it worse than me.  Not to mention I'm ugly as sin.  Come on now where's the sympathy?

Don't you know there's no love for men who aren't "gifted" below.....You'd have to look like Brad Pitt, Orlando Bloom, etc to compensate for that..even then....that still wouldn't make up for your, er, issue... :D

If you have a lot of money, you can always find some woman willing to "deal" with your problem.

HA HA, that's my point.  Who's got it worse than me.  Man I tell you what, I'm tired of intimate nights by myself.  That's why I want to be a lawyer, not to help people, but to have enough money to get that puppy enlarged.

I would be so lucky to find such a woman.

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Black Law Students / Re: The White Guilt Thread
« on: June 23, 2005, 05:56:56 PM »
Can we please get back on subject, which is me.  Appalachian white Irish, with a small penis.  Absolutely nobody has had it worse than me.  Not to mention I'm ugly as sin.  Come on now where's the sympathy?

Don't you know there's no love for men who aren't "gifted" below.....You'd have to look like Brad Pitt, Orlando Bloom, etc to compensate for that..even then....that still wouldn't make up for your, er, issue... :D

HA HA, that's my point.  Who's got it worse than me.  Man I tell you what, I'm tired of intimate nights by myself.  That's why I want to be a lawyer, not to help people, but to have enough money to get that puppy enlarged.

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Black Law Students / Re: The White Guilt Thread
« on: June 23, 2005, 05:52:13 PM »
Can we please get back on subject, which is me.  Appalachian white Irish, with a small penis.  Absolutely nobody has had it worse than me.  Not to mention I'm ugly as sin.  Come on now where's the sympathy?

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Black Law Students / Re: The White Guilt Thread
« on: June 23, 2005, 03:56:41 PM »
Some of my ancestors were so busy in Ireland oppressing the Catholics that they had no time for you guys.

Catholics oppressed? 

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Black Law Students / Re: The White Guilt Thread
« on: June 23, 2005, 03:51:01 PM »
I'm Irish Protestant, to hell with the Catholics.  They touch little boys you know. 

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Black Law Students / Re: The White Guilt Thread
« on: June 23, 2005, 03:13:53 PM »
One other thing HBCU, since I'm just poor white trash, who's gonna feel guilty over that? 

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