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General Off-Topic Board / "My Stuff" Survey And Car Chat
« on: February 01, 2006, 11:41:29 PM »
Feel free to substitute or ignore items that don't apply to your particular gender.

Shaving Substance:
Hair Product:
Nail-polish Color:

Cell Phone:

Where Do You Live:

Dress Shoes:
Day Bag:
Night Bag:



General Off-Topic Board / Saxby's Trolling For Love Questionnaire
« on: January 13, 2006, 11:29:15 PM »
Why the bitches get to have all the fun, yo?

1. Do you like baseball?  Really?

2. Were you aware Superman ice cream was a product of Heaven?

3. Rank these 80/90s reruns in order of your appreciation for them: Golden Girls, Roseanne, Murphy Brown.

4. Do you like onions?

5. How much sugar do you put in your coffee/tea?

6. Would you rather go to Colonial Williamsburg or South Beach? (lets pretend Chica doesn't live there for this question)

7. Most embarrasing CD you own?

8. Popped collars are: 1. Gay; 2. Real Gay; 3. Totally Gay

9. Did you vote for George Bush?

10. If you did, would you again if the election was tomorrow?

11. Do you know what E.V.O.O. stands for?

12. What is the most you would spend on a pair of jeans?

13. Do you mind abstaining until marriage?

14. Would you undergo genetic procedures to produce only male children, thus avoiding the horror of a potential household full of hormonal female offspring?

15. Dr. Pepper or Cherry Coke?

16. Ann Coulter is: 1. Satan's Mistress; 2. Satan's Spawn; 3. Satan's Mother-In-Law

17. Calvin Klein or Ralph Lauren?

18 A. Does the following joke offend you, or make you think hard about the inequities of modern medicine? 

The Queen of England was visiting one of Canada's top hospitals, and during her tour of the floors she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating.  "Oh my god!", said the Queen, "That's disgraceful, what is the meaning of this???"  The doctor leading the tour explains, "I'm sorry Your Majesty, this man has a very serious condition where the testicles rapidly fill with semen. If he doesn't do that five times a day, they would explode and he would most likely die instantly."  "Oh, I am sorry" said the Queen.  On the next floor they passed a room where a young nurse was giving a patient a blow job.  "Oh my God", said the Queen, "What's happening in there?"  The Doctor replied, "Same problem, better health care plan."

18 B. Identify the error that occurs in the first sentence of the above joke. 
19. Besides its literal meaning, can you name why "En Fuego" is a phrase important to popular culture?

20. Would it bother you if people referred to you as the Eva Braun of the Revolution?

21. How do you feel about this woman? 

22. Did you wear something like this to prom? 

23. Are you fat?

24. Explain how deeply you hate the Red Sox, then do it once more, with feeling.

25. Describe, with as little or much detail as necessary, your most promising sexual characteristic.   

Thank you.  Our office will get back to you whenever it feels like, because we don't care that we charged you $80 to keep you waiting five months. 

General Off-Topic Board / Hey, Whatever Happened To...
« on: January 12, 2006, 11:00:40 PM »
Fill in the blank, and discuss...

So, here we go...

Alphabetical by artist...

Gary Allan - Tough All Over
Fiona Apple - Extraordinary Machine
Coldplay - X&Y
Madonna - Confessions on a Dancefloor
Kanye West - Late Registration

Honorable Mention: System of a Down - Hypnotize; Working Class Hero: The Definitive Lennon

Coldplay - Talk
Korn - Twisted Transistor
Madonna - Hung Up
Gwen Stefani - Hollaback Girl (stupidly addicting) 
System of a Down - BYOB

Honorable Mention: Kelly Clarkson - Any of her singles this year; Anna Nalick, Breathe; Gorillaz - Feel Good Inc.; Kanye West - Golddigger 

General Off-Topic Board / Help Saxby Pick A House
« on: December 29, 2005, 07:32:22 PM »
OK, so I'm confused, I need opinions.

There are two properties.  Both are in the city I currently live, which is, for better or worse, very affluent. 

Property 1:
In the VERY affluent side of town, where houses range from $500,000 - $1,000,000 plus.  Totally updated.  Down the street from where I currently live, so little to no adjustment, easy move.  Yet, it is about 300 sq ft smaller than...

Property 2:
In the NORMAL affluent side of town, where houses range from $200,000 - $500,000 plus.  Not far from where I currently live, but different, less prestigious zip code.  Also totally updated.  Has one less bathroom than Property 1, but a larger garage. 

Which would you pick, which would you pick?

Sponsored by the Revolution's Institute For Purely Scientific And Not At All Dirty Studies.

Ho Ho Ho...

General Off-Topic Board / Vote For The Revolution's Official Castle/Palace
« on: December 23, 2005, 02:45:13 PM »

And who was it for...?

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