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And people wonder why I'm not going into litigation...

You just aren't a very good clown.

I'm going to take that as a compliment, which I am going to pretend was intended. ;)

:D

Speaking of pretend...



Won't you be my neighbour?
That puppet is creepy.

Would you like to visit the land of make-believe?

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And people wonder why I'm not going into litigation...

You just aren't a very good clown.

I'm going to take that as a compliment, which I am going to pretend was intended. ;)

:D

Speaking of pretend...


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And people wonder why I'm not going into litigation...

You just aren't a very good clown.

94
I should have gone into comedy instead of law school...

Nah. You should be a (the only?) comedian/lawyer. We need more people with a sense of humour representing our profession. :)

Have you seen what goes on inside most courts?

Ha! Good point.



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I should have gone into comedy instead of law school...

Nah. You should be a (the only?) comedian/lawyer. We need more people with a sense of humour representing our profession. :)

Have you seen what goes on inside most courts?

96
There you are. :)
Remember that time you made that song for the christian law school? You know, the one with the photocopied fee waiver/pre-acceptance letter/whatever it was?

Yes...

Arizona e-mail.

You sad you didn't get the Regent email? ::gagging::
We could have made up a song about them...

Religious schools that seek to exclude
we find you to be very rude
your anti-everything stance is brash
we wouldn't attend you even for cash
as we read your emails with trepidation
we can't believe you have full accreditation
your very existence fills us with fear
enough that we won't go very near
though MI6 thinks it fun to attend
veg has concern for her friend
for being brainwashed isn't cool
even if it is law school

But, this one was better...

::Singing::
"Oh, Cardozo, I have no intention of applying,
But, I loved your flattering comments,
about my numbers..."

Like that? :D

Their letter was printed on chintzy copy paper instead of on letterhead. Make sure that gets into the song.

Oh Cardozo, your fee waiver means so much to us one and all
It makes us feel better about ourselves, more so than that waiver from Steton Hall
Oh Cardozo, although you are no Columbia or NYU
Your copy paper seems to be made of recycled glue
Oh Cardozo, your waiver is just one of many to flood our mail
Like Case Western, Pitt, and that school from which Thomas Jefferson hails
Oh Cardozo, and your fellow waiver-sending schools
We talk about you constantly online, even though most of us don't think you are so cool
It's plain to see we often take offense
When you refer to us as "prospective law student"
You do us a great service though, we must reiterate
Giving us further reason to delay our applications and continue to procrastinate

(This song was brought to you by the letter "I" and the phrase "should be working on my applications")

Oh heck yes. :)

I should have gone into comedy instead of law school...

97
God, I do NOT miss that Weasel guy.


Have you looked at your picture lately? You ARE that weasel guy.

98
There you are. :)
Remember that time you made that song for the christian law school? You know, the one with the photocopied fee waiver/pre-acceptance letter/whatever it was?

Yes...

Arizona e-mail.

You sad you didn't get the Regent email? ::gagging::
We could have made up a song about them...

Religious schools that seek to exclude
we find you to be very rude
your anti-everything stance is brash
we wouldn't attend you even for cash
as we read your emails with trepidation
we can't believe you have full accreditation
your very existence fills us with fear
enough that we won't go very near
though MI6 thinks it fun to attend
veg has concern for her friend
for being brainwashed isn't cool
even if it is law school

But, this one was better...

::Singing::
"Oh, Cardozo, I have no intention of applying,
But, I loved your flattering comments,
about my numbers..."

Like that?  :D

Their letter was printed on chintzy copy paper instead of on letterhead.  Make sure that gets into the song.

Oh Cardozo, your fee waiver means so much to us one and all
It makes us feel better about ourselves, more so than that waiver from Steton Hall
Oh Cardozo, although you are no Columbia or NYU
Your copy paper seems to be made of recycled glue
Oh Cardozo, your waiver is just one of many to flood our mail
Like Case Western, Pitt, and that school from which Thomas Jefferson hails
Oh Cardozo, and your fellow waiver-sending schools
We talk about you constantly online, even though most of us don't think you are so cool
It's plain to see we often take offense
When you refer to us as "prospective law student"
You do us a great service though, we must reiterate
Giving us further reason to delay our applications and continue to procrastinate

(This song was brought to you by the letter "I" and the phrase "should be working on my applications")

100
General Off-Topic Board / Re: I've been on LSD since the time of...
« on: April 06, 2008, 04:12:52 PM »
In the flesh, er, feathers!

I've missed ya. How's Michigan?

Good but cold, though warming up just recently. How's Colorado?

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