You guys are both really cool. I wish I knew as much as you did about everything.
Bashing internships I had 1-3 years ago is childish. For the past year, I've worked as an FBI Counterterrorism analyst in the Sunni extremist/al-Qaeda division at HQ. And I had no clearance on the Hill as an intern. Now it's Top Secret-SCI.
Want to keep arguing?
Pftt that's nothing. In the last 16 hours I've averted the meltdown of 12 nuclear reactors, infilitrated multiple terrorist organizations and staged a fire fight with three other guys against a bunch of green berets, and kicked their ass by the way.
Then I made out with this blond chick while her husband lay paralyzed in the hospital after he took a bullet for me.
Top that biatch!
Hee-hee, then your daughter got eaten by a cougar. This post made my day.
Oh... That was SO last year.