Your male private part is this long: -----
Your mental capacity is about this large: --
And your ability to be funny is -1 billion.
I think I've made my case. Why don't you run off and do what you're good at--GIVING HEAD, NOT ADVICE.
Anyway, I know my numbers (on the LSAT side) are a bit lower. However, I would like to think that other factors helped me out a bit--getting me the wait lists spots. I mean it's slightly better than being flat out rejected, but c'mon, I need a miracle or some really good blackmail.
BTW enjoy LOYOLA, the UGLIEST SCHOOL EVER ON THE PLANET EARTH. I will BASK in that which si the GLORY of Boston College, thank you very much. Let's not forget, YOU LIKE DAVIS and all the cow pie fun.
You suck, I hate you--let's date.