you would tbone, since it's a general policy for you:
under 40, need not apply-
--to be your boyfriend that is, i know how you've got a thing for older men.
oh man, tbone reminds me, anyone got some quick diet tips? i open a show in about two weeks i need to slim down so i can stand infront of people and look better than them.
........watch out boys, tbone's got crabs......