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Current Law Students / Re: poor lawyers
« on: April 09, 2006, 07:55:46 PM »
I guess you are poor if:

(Average Lawyer Salary per Dept of Labor*.80)*(Local Costs of Living/National Average Cost of Living)

Current Law Students / Re: Your Typical Law Student Out There
« on: April 05, 2006, 07:02:03 PM »
Oh, what about the guy that repeatedly just blurts out a long commentary without getting called on.  (Usually in the front row, with others raising hands behind him)


Current Law Students / Re: Abortion
« on: April 05, 2006, 12:53:57 PM »
Abortion is SATANIC! Abortion, unless the baby will die anyway before birth, is BABY KILLING, INFANTICIDE and MURDER! Even pregnant mothers know that! The issue that is at stake is horrible MEN! Men who make women pregnant and BREAK THEIR HEARTS and the MALE DOCTORS who perform abortions to make MONEY off poor women.

Ah, so Satan is a man!  Thank you for answering that question--I always wondered about that pointy tail!

How exactly do these abortion doctors make any money without the woman's consent?  Do they use hypnotism in the abortion clinics too?  Oh, and how is it murder to remove tissue from a woman's uterus?

Before every woman goes down the horrible path of abortion-consideration, she is already a dead woman. Her heart, soul and body has been killed by the man who raped her body for sex and takes no responsibility for the baby! The true story behind ABORTION is that MEN ARE BASTARDS and MEN ARE APES.

This seems like an excellent reason to abort baby boys.

Also, I think you're taking Darwin a tad simplistically here.  I mean, women are really kinky if they're having sex with another species, no?

And they try to blame women as immoral and irresponsible when it is the STRAIGHT BLOODY BASTARD MEN who should be put behind bars!

Hmmm...from what I recall in reproductive biology, it usually takes two to tango.  Unless, of course, you're asserting that every single pregnancy is the result of rape.  In which case, ban pregnancy.

I say that ABORTIONS be banned and ALL PREGNANT MOTHERS, married or single, young and old, should be TREATED WITH RESPECT,

Would "treated with respect" include conforming to the woman's wishes if she didn't want to become an incubator for 9 months?  Or would allowing a grown woman to make decisions about her own body be crossing the "respect" line?

given SUBSIDIES and GRANTS by the FEDERAL GOVERNMENT to have a peaceful restful 9 months of UNPAID LEAVE until they give birth!!! Afterall, babies grow up to be strong citizens who contribute to our economy and become the Bill Gates and Steve Jobs of our time! Did you know that Steve Jobs was an unplanned baby whose biological mother signed him away!

Well, a lot of babies also grow up to be drug dealers, thieves, terrorists, Internet trolls and...*gasp* abortion doctors.

Besides, Bill Gates is a feminine hygiene product.


Rule what?  One Hoover and it's over...some ruler.

And the Federal government should have a sex tax. Everytime a man has sex with a woman, he should be TAXED and the money should go into a federal fund for raising babies!

(1) As someone posted above, how would this work?  Would Congress have to monitor the sexual habits of men and women?  I can see Bill Clinton volunteering to take Hillary's Senate seat in this instance.

(2) Paying for sex is your solution?  Under your policy, all women become whores?

(3) Assuming your system works as intended, less people will have sex.  This, in turn, will result in fewer adorable little brats.  No more cute von Trapp families.  More likely, however, men will just have sex with really, really horny women who won't tell anyone about it...kinda like the '70s!

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Current Law Students / Re: Your Typical Law Student Out There
« on: April 05, 2006, 12:52:52 PM »
Out here, at UW and probably at CU and DU, it looks like this:

1) The bible-thumping turbo nerd with think glasses and who probably became a bible-thumper cuz he is 23 and still hasn't had a serious sexual relationship or lay. A female of this categeory will be the validvictorian (spelling?)
2) The hippie/stoner that make me look like a skin-head and goes climbing.
3) The hillbilly that only talks about how much democrats and the government sucks. They are libertines and a good deal of them are closet pro-choicers.
4) The typical sorority sister.

Yeah, mostly hillbillies,hippies and biblethumpers constitute the wierd kids and student stereotypes out here.

Current Law Students / Re: Abortion
« on: March 31, 2006, 09:58:44 AM »

Current Law Students / Re: RATE THIS HOT BABE
« on: March 30, 2006, 07:19:28 PM »
166. (8.5 to your scale)

Current Law Students / Re: SEXY BLONDE BABE!
« on: March 30, 2006, 07:17:47 PM »
I like the 120-180 scale better. That scale rules in all things.

I would say

173-180 9-10
167-172 8-9
163-166 7-8
159-162 6-7
156-158 5-6
153-155 4-5
150-152 3-4
145-149 2-3
135-144 1-2
120-134 0-1

S0, I would give her a 175

Current Law Students / Re: Post-LS career plans?
« on: March 30, 2006, 07:16:57 PM »
I really want to do environmental or real estate law. Maybe even corporate or accounting law.

Current Law Students / Re: What do grades usually mean?
« on: March 30, 2006, 01:33:27 PM »
Although what I found interesting was the fact that my writing professor-to-be said that there will be no curve in her class. Is this to be understood as a positivie thing?

Job Search / What should i do?
« on: March 28, 2006, 08:35:55 PM »
I want to get into medium law in Denver.

Currently, my choices are in terms of law schools:

Wyoming(T4-admitted)  Denver(#70-jury still out)

The question is, for what I want to do, what type of class rank do I need to achieve? Would clerkship or an LLM help if I can get one if I cannot get into the type of firm I want to at first?

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